“G”
In this episode: Smart Beavis (51), Smart Butt-head (50)
Whoa, a toilet! Cool!
Yeah. Toilets are cool. They figured, like, since this song was getting wimpy right there, they'd like, just, throw a toilet out.
Yeah, yeah! I think it helped. I-I wonder if there's a turd inside it?
That's a good question, Beavis. I wondered that myself.
[one of the band members jumps around and falls over]
That guy fell over.
Yeah, yeah! He's gonna get kicked out of the band.
Yeah. That dude in the dress doesn't put up with that crap.
Yeah, yeah. "You stand up straight, play your guitar, and SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!"
[images of explosions and car crashes are shown]
Yes!
Whoa, whoa, look, look! Eeh, yeah, yeah, car accidents! Yeah!
That was cool! Uh...
Uh, laundry! Yeah.
Yeah!
Greta, Is It What You Wanted
Hey, who is this?!
Uh, this is Greta. And this time, he's gone too far!
Whoa, look at that wiener!
Yeah! Greta's got quite a unit on him!
Yeah! [laughing] He probably has to wear a dress, 'cause like, he can't fit his unit inside a normal pair of pants! It's like, he tries to put his pants on, and it just goes "Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oing!"
You know one cool thing about having a big wiener, it's like, it's like, it protects your nads, you know?
Uh...
It's like, it acts as a shield.
I guess. But getting kicked in the wiener is no picnic either, Beavis.
Yeah, but it doesn't hurt as bad, Butt-head. Trust me. Here, I'll demonstrate.
[Beavis kicks Butt-head in the groin, causing Butt-head to cry out in pain]
Beavis, I'm gonna kick your ass!
Oh, I forgot! You have a small wiener!
Ugh [coughs].
You don't have any "nad protection"! Yeah, that was cool!
[coughing] Beavis, as soon as my nads feel better, I'm gonna beat the living crap out of you. Buttknocker!
Butt-head. I'm gonna kick you in the nads again! Don't call me that!
You wussy....
Grim Reaper, Fear No Evil
[both are laughing]
It's this again.
Whoa! Check it out.
Oh wow, it's Grim Reaper again. Whoa, look at that big boat.
These videos are funny.
Oh yeah.
These guys should be on that show The State.
Yeah. Because they suck.
[the band members are using a giant battering ram to break down a door]
Whoa, what is that thing?
It's like, these guys suck so bad, they have to go to their concerts in these armoured vehicles.
You know, that singer, um, he looks a little better in this video, it's like, he doesn't look as ugly as, uh...never mind.
Yeah. It's too bad he's not good looking like me.
[commenting on a wolfman with huge claws]
Uhh...I think that's supposed to be Wolverine.
That's not Wolverine. No, that's not Wolverine.
I know, but like, you know, in England they probably, like, draw him different, because they're dumb.
No. That's not Wolverine.
Yeah it is, but he's just like, you know, a little different than the American Wolverine.
That is not Wolverine, Butt-head.
Okay, okay, buttmunch, it's not Wolverine! Who cares? Now just shut the hell up so at least I can have a good time watching this crap!
Well, how can you have a good time, if it's not really Wolverine, and you think it is...
Dammit Beavis, shut up!
Grim Reaper, Rock You to Hell
[laughter can be heard]
[without emotion] Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha. [sees the band] AAAHHH!! OH NO, IS THIS GRIM REAPER?! OH, GOD! OH, DAMMIT!
[The lead singer rises up from laying down]
UH!
AAH! What was that? Was that a bulldog?
I think it was a Shih Tzu.
Yeah. [In Cornholio accent] A Shih Tzu! Doggie poo!
You know, maybe if they put more suck bands in prison, people would like, you know, try to stay out of prison.
Maybe it would have a, um...positive, um, effect on, um, generations of the youth.
Beavis, quit trying to sound smart.
Oh yeah. Um...actually, um...I think they all should just get the chair. Including Grim Reaper.
He's got a fat little face.
Yeah. He's got a fat bloated face that you get when you eat too many urinal mints.
Uh...what are you talking about, Beavis?
You know, those round things that are there, you know, so you can freshen up after you take a leak.
Beavis, you're not supposed to eat those!
Oh yeah. I know, I was just kidding.
Dumbass!
Grim Reaper, See You in Hell
Is this Spinal Tap?
Yeah, Tap is cool!
This isn't Spinal Tap! This sucks!
Yeah, this sucks!
Where'd these guys get their clothes?
I think they bought them at that rock and roll store at the mall.
Didn't these guys play at the state fair last year?
Yeah. They won a blue ribbon in the pig contest.
Eh heh heh, yeah, heh heh. Because he's fat!
AAAAAAAHHHHH! Shut up! Shut up!
Yeah. Shut up!
You suck!
Stop in the name of all that which does not suck!
GWAR, Jack the World
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