This is what it's all about.
It's like, you watch all these videos, you watch TV, everything sucks, and then something like this comes on, and it's like, it's cool!
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It's like, you have to watch TV for hours and hours and hours before you see this video, but it's like, when you do it's all worth it.
It sure is. You know what they should do? They should, like, tell you what time the video's like in TV Guide or something.
That would be cool. But then it's like, you'd still have to like, watch for hours and hours and hours until it came on.
No you wouldn't, Beavis! It's like, if they say it's gonna be on like, at eleven o'clock or something, then like, you know when it's gonna be on.
Yeah, but like, if it's like, six o'clock, then it's like, you have to keep watching it, because it's not on.
Uhh...oh yeah. Well, at least you what time it's on, though.
So, how do you know what time it is?
Uhh, I dunno. I guess you'd have to keep watching until the video came on. Then it's like, you'd know what time it is.
GWAR, Saddam a Go-Go
Yes, yes, GWAAAARRRR!!! Yeah, alright!
Cool!
Whoa, GWAR has horns now?
Yeah, they taught the sex slaves to play horns. It's like Balsac told 'em - "Throwing blood and urine in the audience isn't enough. You guys need to learn how to play something".
I heard that one time, this kid had a seizure at a GWAR concert, and that singer dude told everybody not to help him.
Really? Uh oh, it's happening...[convulses as if he was having a seizure]
I'm not gonna help you. Oderus Urungus would want it that way.
Thanks, Butt-head.
Whoa, check it out. [sings along] He died and he died and he died and he died and he died and he died and he died and he died and he died and he died...[Butt-head smacks him] OOOOWWWWW!!!! Oh, thanks, Butt-head. I was stuck.
Um...whoa, cool! Look at that giant worm thing!
It's like, it eats really hot chicks, and then it takes a dump.
Now that's a damn good show right there. [mock-Arabic accent] Yeah, yeah, yeah, they shall drown in their own blood!
[also imitating an Arabic accent] The streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers.
The mother of all wars has begun!
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