These guys are cool.
Yeah. It kicks butt! It kicks ass! It kicks ass!
Rock on, Beavis.
Yeah, yeah! Rock!
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In this episode: Smart Beavis (26), Smart Butt-head (22), Butthead (5)
No Way, they put that dude in a fence.
Fences are cool.
Especially electric fences.
[chanting] When I was little and had no sense/I took a whiz on an electric fence/It hurt so bad, it shocked my balls/Then I took a crap in my overalls!
Whoa! That was cool.
Uhh!
Ahh!
Whoa, his eyes are sewn shut.
Yeah, yeah! He must have seen something so horrible, like, his eyeballs melted.
Maybe he saw that Winger video.
Yeah, yeah!
Alice in Chains, I Stay Away
Next time they have a clay project at school, I'm gonna make a big boob. Yeah yeah. Maybe a butt too.
Yeah. Last time you just made an ash tray. It sucked.
Oh yeah. So? You made a baseball.
Oh yeah. Then the teacher called me a lazy turd.
Yeah. So then you made that.
Yeah, but not out of clay.
Alien Sex Fiend, Now I'm Feeling Zombified
Cool! Skulls!
Yeah! Skulls kick ass.
That guy looks pretty cool.
Yeah. He looks cool because he's like, dead.
It's like, this video looks pretty cool, but the sound sucks.
Yeah. Check this out, Butt-head. [Beavis turns the volume all the way down]
Whoa! That's better. [Starts humming metal music]
[Singing along] I'm a zombie/I'm a dead guy/I like to eat people's brains/and um, and like, look at my eyeballs/and I'm a dead guy in a corner/and I'm a zombie."
That was pretty good, Beavis! You should like, be a lead singer.
Yeah! All I need is clown makeup.
I bet if we like, did that over this video, it would be like, a buzzclip.
Yeah. We're cool.
Tori Amos, Crucify
TATori Amos
I wanna spit in their faces...
She's gonna spit on someone?
Yeah! Go for it!
That would be pretty cool.
TATori Amos
I got a bowling ball in my stomach, I got a desert in my mouth...
Is that Dave Mustaine?
Yeah. [imitating Dave Mustaine] I'VE GOT A BOWLING BALL IN MY STOMACH, I GOT A DESERT IN MY MOUTH!
That was pretty good, Beavis.
How many videos are they gonna make with chicks in a bathtub?
At least if they showed them naked it would be cool.
Yeah. How come they never have chicks in showers?
Like in soap commercials. Did you ever see that soap commercial where that chick gets stabbed? [Beavis imitates stabbing movements and Bernard Hermann's score] REE! REE! REE! REE! REE!
No, buttmunch. That's that movie about those guys in the woods.
They're not in the woods. They're in the shower. [imitates stabbing movements again] REE! REE! REE! REE!
Is this like, a commercial for VH1?
Yeah. "The difference between you and your parents".
That's stupid.
Anthrax, Hy Pro Glo
The army kicks ass.
Yeah, yeah. Is Anthrax in the army?
Uh, I think that Scott dude is in the army.
Yeah, he has a regulation cut. Like Major Dan.
Yeah: "Today's army rocks".
Hey Butt-head, this is like that thing they play, like, really late at night when the station's, like, going off the air.
Yeah, only the music's alot cooler. This should, like, be the National Anthem.
Yeah, the National Anthrax.
Yeah, like they could play it at baseball games and stuff.
Yeah, yeah! Like, the Judds could come out and go: "I CAN'T LOOK AT YOU! I CAN'T LOOK LIKE YOU!"
That's pretty good Beavis. You sound just like the Judds.
Yes, bombs! Hey Butt-head, wouldn't that be cool if like, one day we were like, going to school and a bunch of planes dropped a bunch of bombs?
You dumbass. Bombs would like, hurt and stuff. It's only cool when they drop 'em on CNN.
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