Um, heh, is this football?
Uhhh, no I think this is that, uh, shampoo commercial.
No it's not! Y'know what this is? This is Telemundo ! [gibbers in Spanish]
How come you always watch Telemundo, Beavis?
Um, because they have all these fine chicks, with big boobs, and like, really tight dresses.
Oh yeah. It seems like they always have some big, fat host on Telemundo, who's like, all dorky looking. And then like, all the chicks are really good looking.
Yeah, yeah, that guy's cool!
Yeah, he always walks up to the chicks with his microphone and goes: "Aprenda, [Spanish gibberish] ."
Oh yeah. I bet he scores constantly!
Y'know what I think I'm gonna do? I'm gonna shave my chest like these dudes, and walk around with one of these vests, and like learn to dance like that. And then, I will score all the time!
Instead of doing that, why don't you just, like, talk all that Spanish stuff? That would probably work.
Heh, oh yeah. "Hey baby, [Spanish gibberish] ."
I'm gonna try becoming one of those big, fat dudes, and go: "[Spanish gibberish] ".
This music kind of sucks.
This isn't even music really. This is just like that kind of crap that guy plays down at the organ store at the mall, on one of those $10,000 organs.
Yeah, heh: "How much for your organ, sir?"
"Uh, that'll be $10,000 son. Please don't touch it."
3OH!3, Touchin' on My
[Referring to man walking with stereo] Well look at this guy. Got his whole day ahead of him, you know?
Strolling down the beach with the speakers the wrong way...
Not a care in the world, you know?
[The guy is hit by a car]
Uh... oh no. Well, at least he died before they started singing.
[A naked man appears from the front]
There was a schlong just then, but I'm not gonna say anything about it.
It's like, these guys both look like asswipes, but in two completely different ways.
You know, they compliment each other, you know?
Let's see, what else can they do to be an asswipe?
See, maybe they'll steal some jump ropes from little girls. Steal some money from a homeless guy.
Uh, boy. It's like, if their music by itself didn't make you hate them, they're giving you plenty of other reasons.
I bet deaf people hate them too.
I'm glad these guys found each other.
They were probably like, pushing over some kid's sand castle, and they were like "Whoa! You have tight jeans and Converse All-Stars just like me! Do you like shoving little kids? I do too! Let's start a band."
That's how we roll through the Century 21 Branch Office.
Biatch! Yeah, take that! Their walls aren't clean now!
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