“Whorehouse” quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

[in a megaphone] Whores! Fornicators! Whores! Fornicators!

Butt-head

Uh, what is this place?

[giving Butt-head a pamphlet] Here ya are, son. You can read all about it.

Butt-head

Uh, no. [drops the pamphlet] Did you say there were whores in there?

Well boys, you tell me. Those women that are going in there have had sexual relations outside of a marriage, and that is the Bible definition of a whore. [returns to picketing] Whores! Fornicators!

Butt-head

Cool!

Beavis

Yeah, yeah! Whores!

Butt-head

Whores!

Hold on a second. [chuckles] Now I do appreciate your enthusiasm, boys. It's wonderful to see young boys interested in doing the Lord's work. But I think you might be a little bit off on the tone. Now you just watch me. [angrily into his megaphone] WHORES! FORNICATORS! THE LORD COMMANDS YOU TO REPENT! [to Beavis and Butt-head] See that? That's how it's done.

Butt-head

Whoa! Hey Beavis, I just thought of something. If there's whores in there, this must be a whorehouse!

Beavis

Oh yeah, yeah! Yeah! A whorehouse!

Butt-head

A whorehouse!

Beavis

Yeah! You know, I always thought there should be a whorehouse here.

Butt-head

So that dude must have started his own whorehouse.

Beavis

Yeah, yeah, wow. Why didn't we think of that? Damn it.

Whores! Fornicators! [gives a couple protest signs to Beavis and Butt-head] Here you go. You boys are gonna need a sign.

Butt-head

Yeah. We'll help you get the word out.

Beavis

Yeah, yeah. We really appreciate what you're doing here, you know? It's just great.

[chuckles] Well I'm just glad there are people your age as passionate as I am about putting fallen women on the righteous path, boys. That's what we're all about here. [into his megaphone] Whores! Fornicators!

Butt-head

Yeah. On a path where they've fallen on my wiener.

Beavis

We're finally gonna do it! It's really gonna happen!

Stop right there.

Butt-head

Uh, don't worry, dude, we're cool.

Beavis

Yeah. You can just let us in.

Please step back onto the sidewalk.

Butt-head

Uh, we know the owner. So I'm gonna have to ask you to go ahead and step aside.

Beavis

Yeah, just step aside. I don't have a lot of time. I'm busy.

If you do not step back onto the sidewalk, I will have to escort you off the property.

Butt-head

Escorts?

Beavis

Have you done them already?