“Listen, I think that roof panel comes off....” – Woman, Beavis and Butt-Head ... TV Quotes Database

WWoman

[as they try to get help in the trapped elevator] Listen, I think that roof panel comes off. And we can get out that way. I'll get on top of you...

You'll what?

WWoman

And we can build a three-way boost...

[as they cackle endlessly] Okay!

WWoman

[annoyed] Hey!

Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oing!

Three way.

WWoman

HEY! Hey, shut up! [the boys immediately stop laughing] Okay, listen. Do you guys wanna have sex?

Uh, okay.

Yeah, yeah! I mean, if it's not too much trouble.

WWoman

Okay, here's how we're gonna do it. One of you gets down on all fours, and the other gets on top of him in the same position.

Whatever you say, baby.

[Beavis gets down on all fours, with Butt-head getting atop of him]

WWoman

Yeah, just like that! [she begins to climb Beavis and Butt-head]

Ow!

Alright, lady. Get on up there- ow. [the lady opens the roof panel and climbs out, leaving Beavis and Butt-head atop one another]

I can't believe our luck!

This is gonna be cool!

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