[as Beavis and Butt-head walk by a women's health clinic being picketed]
[in a megaphone] Whores! Fornicators! Whores! Fornicators!
Uh, what is this place?
[giving Butt-head a pamphlet] Here ya are, son. You can read all about it.
Uh, no. [drops the pamphlet] Did you say there were whores in there?
Well boys, you tell me. Those women that are going in there have had sexual relations outside of a marriage, and that is the Bible definition of a whore. [returns to picketing] Whores! Fornicators!
Cool!
Yeah, yeah! Whores!
Whores!
Hold on a second. [chuckles] Now I do appreciate your enthusiasm, boys. It's wonderful to see young boys interested in doing the Lord's work. But I think you might be a little bit off on the tone. Now you just watch me. [angrily into his megaphone] WHORES! FORNICATORS! THE LORD COMMANDS YOU TO REPENT! [to Beavis and Butt-head] See that? That's how it's done.
Whoa! Hey Beavis, I just thought of something. If there's whores in there, this must be a whorehouse!
Oh yeah, yeah! Yeah! A whorehouse!
A whorehouse!
Yeah! You know, I always thought there should be a whorehouse here.
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