“Supersize Me” quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

Van Driessen

Beavis, Butt-head, if it was up to me, you could eat in class, but the school board says you can't. M'kay?

Butt-head

We have to. We're eating at Burger World for a month so we can get famous.

Beavis

Yeah, yeah. Like that Morgan Sherlock dude, you know what I'm saying?

Van Driessen

Of course, you're taking on corporate America to expose a very important issue to your generation.

Butt-head

Uh, yeah.

Van Driessen

This is great. I'm so proud of you boys.

So, does this mean that we can eat in class too?

Van Driessen

No. Only Beavis and Butt-head can eat in class. They're engaged in an act of social protest, shining a light on the issue of teen obesity.

Butt-head

We're eating in front of you.

Beavis

Yeah, you can't have any.

Van Driessen

Now, it's so important that you get your message out. Martin, maybe you can be part of this. [Martin reaches for a burger] No, I meant film Beavis and Butt-head, and then post it online.

Butt-head

Yeah, make a movie about us.

Van Driessen

The three of you can all use this as your semester service project. M'kay?

Beavis

Yeah. Cool.

Butt-head

We didn't bring enough for everybody.

Butt-head

We ate a lot of Burger World food, and now we're fat.

No way. No one is gonna supersize us! These guys need to be stopped. Fire up the jet!

Boys, here's some gift cards to Taco Yummo. They have unlimited funds. That means it's all you can eat, forever- eh, at Taco Yummo. Not Burger World.

Butt-head

Cool. Now we'll score for sure.

Beavis

Yeah!

Are you sure about this, sir? Those two can eat a lot.

Believe me, the cost is well worth it. Ugh, they're making me sick! Fire up the jet!

Beavis

I don't even understand what the problem is with teen obesity. This is great!

Butt-head

Yeah. Teen obesity kicks ass.