Beavis and Butt-Head · Season 8, Episode 11
“Doomsday” · Season 8, Episode 11
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (5), Smart Beavis (5)
[knocking frantically on the door] Everyone out! This is an emergency evacuation!
Dammit, what's going on out there?
Yeah. We're trying to watch TV!
Yeah, really. It's probably that census dude again.
Oh, yeah yeah. He's a real butthole.
He said "head of household."
Oh yeah.
Hey Butt-head, what does "apopalyptic" mean?
Uh, I think it means like when it's the end of the world? Like in that movie?
Whoa! Does that mean like, it's like the apocaclypse now?
Uhhh, maybe.
Let's go check it out.
Uh, okay.
Maybe this will be cool.
[as the two eat a bunch of food at Maxi Mart]
Doesn't get any better than this, Beavis.
Yep, the end of the world kicks ass. [seeing an open register full of money] Hey, Butt-head, check it out! We're rich!
We don't need money, dumbass. Everything is free from now on.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
We can just like, take whatever we want.
This is gonna be cool! You know what I'm gonna do, Butt-head? I'm gonna use every toilet in town.
Uh, okay.
I may not even flush! Cuz I don't have to. I don't have to do anything.
I'm like full.
Yeah, me too. So what do we do now? Like, go home?
No, butt-monkey. The world is ours, remember? We can live anywhere we want to.
Oh, yeah.
Let's go live at Stewart's house.
Yeah yeah! You know I've always wanted to live there.
This is cool. Too bad all the chicks are dead.
The acapolypse is cool.
Yeah, but like, if we're gonna live here, we can't have Stewart's stupid crap around.
Yeah, really. We need to make it cool.
[the boys start throwing various items out and through the windows]
Yeah. We won't be needing this. Or this. What kind of person buys one of these?
[picks up an urn] Yeah this vase sucks too. It's got a bunch of crap inside it.
Uh, whoa! I think this is Stewart's grandma's ashes!
You mean she put her cigarettes out in a vase? [drops the urn, and it spills] That's disgusting! No reason for that.
Dammit, Beavis, you're making a mess. And you're getting on my nerves. Why don't you like live somewhere else?
Okay, I'll go live at Andersons! Or maybe Todd's! I bet that house is cooler than this house!
[seeing a woman in a hazmat suit]
Uh, hey baby.
How's it going?
You two shouldn't be here! Both of you, come with me!
Okay. I see your spacesuit saved you from the cocablypse. So like, do you wanna like, recopulate the Earth?
Yeah, we're the last two dudes left.
You have no choice.
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