Henry: [as Beavis and Butt-Head approach, thinking he is a werewolf] Women? Let me tell you something about women. They're all right. They're fiiiine when they don't know what's happening. I don't think you no listening to me! No listen to me! You no listen to me!!
Butt-Head: Uhh, thank you oh great master for your wisdom. But, uh, we were like wondering if you could like, bite us?
Beavis: Yeah me too.
Henry: You got a dollar?
Butt-Head: Uhh, we have gum.[offers gum]
Henry: Ah, like me gum! [ingests the gum and proceeds to ferociously bite Beavis and Butt-Head repeatedly]
Beavis: [amongst saying "ow"] Cool!
Butt-Head: [also saying "ow"] You don't have to go crazy!
Beavis: Okay that's enough!
Henry: [drops both boys] Ahhh, like me gum!
Beavis: [getting up and limping away] Dammit, that hurt.
Butt-Head: Don't worry, Beavis. It'll be worth it.

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