“Graduation Day” quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

This is called a mortar board, and it comes with this tassel which many graduates say is a momento of their special day. Perhaps some of your older brothers and sisters still have theirs.

Butt-head

Oh yeah! My uncle has one of those hanging on his dashboard.

Good, Butt-head! He must have saved it from his own high school graduation.

Butt-head

Uh...no. He didn't go to high school. He got it off the boob of some chick in a nudey bar.

Butt-head...there's a big difference in the meaning of the two. I hope that someday you get to understand that.

Congratulations, Cassandra. You will go far in life.

Beavis

Heheheheh...tassel.

Congratulations, Butt-head. You have many...uh, qualities. (quietly and with a hint of embarrassment) Here's your diploma, Beavis. (While the other students return to their seats, Beavis & Butt-head walk out thinking it was an actual graduation)

  Congratulations, Cassandra.  I know you'll go far in the world, okay?

Beavis

  Heheheheh…tassel.

  Here you go, Butt-head.  You have many… qualities.  [quietly and with a hint of embarrassment]  Here's your diploma, Beavis.  [while the other students return to their seats, Beavis and Butt-head walk out thinking it was an actual graduation]