Mr. Van Driessen: This is called a mortar board, and it comes with this tassel which many graduates say is a momento of their special day. Perhaps some of your older brothers and sisters still have theirs.
Butt-head: Oh yeah! My uncle has one of those hanging on his dashboard.
Mr. Van Driessen: Good, Butt-head! He must have saved it from his own high school graduation.
Butt-head: Uh...no. He didn't go to high school. He got it off the boob of some chick in a nudey bar.
Mr. Van Driessen: Butt-head...there's a big difference in the meaning of the two. I hope that someday you get to understand that.

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