What's up your sleeve this time?
Up my sleeve, Batgirl? Riddle me once: what's most alluring when it's highest or lowest; when it's in the air or in a hole; when it's served you, yet you can't touch it? An enchanting ace!
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Riddle me this, Batman: what are the chilliest 12 inches in the world?
Cold feet!
Excellent! What suite of cards lays eggs?
One that's chicken-hearted. Now listen to this, Riddler, sticks and stones may break my bones...
Now you listen to me, Batman! My line is plugged into radio station GTZR! That means that all of Gotham City...[giggles]...has heard you called...[giggles]...a coward! [giggles full time]
[The Dynamic Duo re-enter the Batmobile and discover that they have been glued to the seats, thanks to Penguin]
Holy mucilage!!
Things... are... about... to... get... stickier, Robin.
[Dick is excited about Waynebow, Bruce's prize-winning stallion.]
Bruce, let me ride Waynebow. I'm light enough.
No, Dick, I couldn't allow my own ward to ride my own thoroughbred. People might think it was funny.
Of course! It's staring us right in our masks, Robin. That quote is on line 769 of Chapter 14, Scroll 32 of the 13th section of the works of Ramses the Bald, one of the many ancient and irreplaceable scrolls at the Gotham City library.
How could I have missed that one?
Perhaps a clue will turn up. Ooh, Tutlings, we have performed the most marvelous theft. The golden statue of Osorkon is almost within our grasp. Osiris, Nubis, gather up these scrolls and Let's make tracks!
[suddenly appearing] The only tracks you'll be making are straight to the penitentiary!
Batgirl!?
In the flesh.
You know, it is against my principles to beat up on a lady, but in your case, I'll make an exception. Get her. Agh. How did you figure out my plan?
Simple. I recognized a quote from the works of Ramses the Bold... and realized then it was the scrolls you were after. I got to the library as you escaped and followed you here.
You know, I can always use a smart girl in my line of work. The ones I've had lately are rather inferior. Would you, uh...?
I'm afraid not. Batman and Robin will be here momentarily. I blazed a trail for them. Consider your criminal career kaput.
Well, heh. Goodbye, Batgirl.
You're not going anywhere.
[smiling] No, but you are...
[Shirley conks Batgirl on the head with the vase]
...off to dreamland! Defeated by a mere wisp of a girl. Now for the second time, let's make tracks!
[Batman and Robin suddenly appear]
The only tracks you'll be making are straight to the penitentiary!
Some sort of delayed echo in here?
As a duly deputized officer of the law, it's my duty to advise you of your rights.
You'll have to catch me first. Get him, get him, get him.
BBonnie
Commissioner, there are a bunch of flower children out here to see you.
Flower children? Alright, send them...wait a minute, Bonnie, hold on, hold on a second.
We'll go down the window and go down the Batropes. Otherwise, we'll be mobbed.
Mobbed? In police headquarters?
The flower children think we're cool, man, like we turn 'em on, you know.
Yes, please be gentle with your visitors, Commissioner. Although it may not be understood by more literal minds, in their own way, they're doing what they can to correct the world's woes with love and flowers.
Go back outside and calm the flower children.
They'll mob me!
Groovy.
EEgghead
Never mind the pastrami. Chief O'Hara would like to have half a dozen eggs.
Why you...
EEgghead
Now! One hand on me and you'll never see your dear commissioner again, Chief.
You win Egghead.
EEgghead
Now how did you say you liked your eggs?
Too many Bessarovian Cossacks around here, Robin. If I'd joined you in the fight, some of them may have been injured.
[about Batgirl] She's gone again! For once, Batman, let's follow her.
No, Robin. With my head sticking out of this neosaurus costume, I might not appear like an ordinary, run of the mill crime fighter.
Then, after I've gotten rid of Batman and Robin for good, I will rule the waves. Me, the Joker, king of the surf and all the surfers. Then, Gotham City! Later, the world!
[noticing Batgirl has gone] Oh no, Batgirl's not gone again?!
BGBarbra Gordon
I just passed her in the ladies' locker room. Are you alright Skip?
SPSkip Parker
I will be... as soon they put me and Joker on that reversearometer and reverse it!
Just because we're traveling, I don't think that Dick should neglect his studies, so we brought along one thousand key works of literature, his biological specimens, and also his own desk.
Yes, I expect to study hard.
Let's go!
Not you, Robin. They have strict licensing laws in this country. A boy of your age is not allowed in a drinking tavern.
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