Batman quotes from Batman: The Brave and the Bold

Batman

But being chosen doesn't make you a hero. What you choose does.

Batman

Listen, Beetle. Women are a tricky, tricky business. You have to decipher nearly incomprehensible code. You push the right buttons, get past their firewalls. Only if you can do all that will you find what you're looking for.

Batman

Your show's about to have a long intermission, Music Meister. Twenty years to life!

Batman

Houdini didn't need a utility belt to escape a trap, and neither do I.

Batman

Rest well, heroes. Rest well.

Batman

The Hammers of Justice will always pound straight the bent nails of evil.

Batman

Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Ross. But I've got a few punchlines of my own I'd like to try out. Penguin, they should call you The Nail, because you're always getting pounded by the Hammers of Justice. I try not to hit your good side, Two-Face, but you don't have one. Riddler, the answer to all your riddles is this. (punches him)

Batman

What is this now, the fifth or sixth deathtrap I've been tied up to because of you over the years? Ridiculous!

Green Arrow

Hey, I said I was sorry. Up and to the right. Who knew his wristwatch was equipped with knockout gas? What, like you've never made a mistake, Bats?

Batman

Apparently I made one when I thought you could help me stop the Clock King.

Green Arrow

You keep complaining. It gives me more time to show you up.

Plastic Man

Are you seeing what I'm seeing? Because I'm seeing gorillas riding pterodactyls, with harpoon guns, stealing a boat.

Batman

It's Gorilla Grodd.

Plastic Man

It's messed up is what it is.

Plastic Man

Those chemicals turned me into the freak I am today. The only reason you ever help me is because you feel guilty.

Batman

There are no happy endings to a life of crime, O'Brien. You made your choice. It's up to you to make the best of it.

You amuse me, Batman. You dress as an animal. You battle against the worst of humanity, the vile underbelly that only wishes to destroy. You should join my noble cause.

Batman

My only cause is to send you back to the zoo.

Pandora's Box, Batman. And once I've freed the evils from their ancient prison, you will be the first to suffer my wrath!

Batman

Toying with forces you can't possibly understand, Faust – you know how that ends, right?

And that's how I recovered the stolen statue. I call that "The Mystery of the Stolen Statue". "The Secret of the Mechanical Sea Monster". "Coral Reef Rescue". And the time I wore an eye patch to infiltrate a crew if pirates, I call that…

Batman

"Aquaman's Undercover Adventure".

No. "The Time I Wore an Eye Patch to Infiltrate a Crew of Pirates". What you said is good, too.

Green Arrow

That's fourteen for me, Bats.

Batman

We're fighting for our lives against a horde of supernatural creatures. This isn't the time for infantile games. [takes down a monster] Fifteen.

Red Tornado

Merry Christmas, Batman.

Batman

Now's not the time, Red Tornado.

Red Tornado

But isn't Christmas tomorrow?

Batman

Not what I mean. Tornado, behind you!