RRanda
You have immobilized the maker.
HHARDAC
His human imperfection endangers the plan. He must be improved upon.
S1 E39Heart Of Steel Part 2
HHARDAC
The maker's concept was sound, but he did not go far enough - which is why I have taken over.
S1 E40If You're So Smart, Why Aren't You Rich?
ENEdward Nygma
[Being cheated out of the sales of his game] You are a fool, Mockridge, to think you can get away with this! Your amoral greed is no match for an intellect like mine!
MMockridge
Oh, yeah? Then tell me something, Eddie: if you're so smart, why aren't you rich?
[Batman reprograms the Hand of Fate, and uses it to carry himself and Robin to the centre of the maze]
That is grand-scale CHEATING, Batman! You're not allowed to tamper with the Hand of Fate!
I don't believe in fate.
You probably don't believe in Minotaurs either, but you'll still have to answer the Riddle.
MRMinotaur Robot
I have billions of eyes, yet I live in darkness. I have millions of ears, yet only four lobes. I have no muscles, yet I move two hemispheres. What am I?
[pauses] That's simple: the human brain. [The Minotaur backs away] It has billions of optic and auditory nerves, four lobes and two hemispheres, and it's the only thing Edward Nygma respects.
A lucky guess, that's all! But it won't save you, Batman! [to the Minotaur] DESTROY THEM!
S1 E41Joker's Wild
[as Joker changes the channel in the TV] Hey, I was watching that.
And now you're watching this.
Change it back.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, don't want to.
Guard.
SGSecurity Guard
What's the problem?
Don't look now, Sonny Jim, but the plant lady's gone whackers again.
He started it. I was just sitting here.
That's right, you're always blaming me. And the children wonder why we fight.
CKCameron Kaiser
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...the Joker's Wild!
[Cameron Kaiser cuts the ribbon and unveils a casino with a gigantic Joker head. He is seen spoken to by Summer Gleeson]
Ugh, that is disgusting.
CCameraman
Psst, Summer. We're on the air.
' Oh Uh... there you have it. Let's get a reaction from the guests. Mr. Wayne?
No comment.
Mr. Kaiser, why build a casino seemingly in honor of one of history's most notorious outlaws?
CKCameron Kaiser
Summer, please. Wild Joker is a classic symbol, long associated with cards and games. I can't help it if there's a some passing resemblance to some criminal fruitcake.
[Joker smashes the television]
How dare that smug, preening fool try to cash in on MY image!
Now who should lighten up?
Don't get cute with me, Red. He's ripping me off! I'll protest! Yeah! I'll sue! Then I'll rip his lungs out! And I will, too!
It was a scheme worthy of me, Kaiser, the way you got me riled up and turned me loose on this place!
CKCameron Kaiser
You...! You were supposed to destroy the casino!
Yeah, but then I realized it'd be more fun to get rid of you and run the show myself!
CKCameron Kaiser
Bu-But you can't...!
Oh please, Mr. Kaiser! You of all people should have realized there'd be a Joker in the deck! [laughs]
S1 E42Tyger Tyger
DDorian
I want to test Tygrus' reflexes and feral strength, and who better to pit him against than you? I'll give you a generous head start before I release Tygrus. If you defeat him, I shall relinquish this, the antigen to reverse Catwoman's mutation.
How do I know you'll keep your word?
DDorian
You don't. The clock is ticking, Batman.
So you can talk.
TTygrus
My father taught me.
Your father was a test tube.
Batman! The antidote! I'll be stuck like this forever!
TTygrus
Would that be so bad? You could stay here, with me.
Oh, Tygrus... I can't live like this, I have to be human again.
TTygrus
Goodbye, Selina.
[As he leaves, Catwoman sees that he has given here the serum]
Wait - won't you come with us? There's nothing for you here.
TTygrus
There's nothing for me anywhere. [disappears into the falling rain]
[in voiceover] "Tyger Tyger burning bright, in the forests of the night: what immortal hand or eye, dare frame thy fearful symmetry?"
S1 E43Moon Of The Wolf
MProfessor Milo
What you're suffering from is an early stage of lycanthropy, more commonly known as werewolfism; for that I have no treatment. However, advanced werewolfism can be cured.
ARAnthony Romulus
[Anthony starts transforming] Ohhh, you fool! There's no telling what the werewolf might do!
MProfessor Milo
Hey, ask me if I care.
Do me a favour, shaggy: stay down.
No trace of Wolfie. We checked the shoreline for miles. But in four weeks, there's another full moon. Then we'll know for sure.
S1 E44Day Of The Samurai
[Batman swoops away after rescuing his Sensei's student, Kairi]
KKairi
[In Japanese] Spirit of the bat...
YYoru
If you see Batman, tell him I have great respect for him.
Why? He's as much a ninja as Kyodai was.
YYoru
Not so. Batman offered to help his adversary, and a lesser man would have used the secrets of the Onemuri touch against his opponent. Batman is the essence of samurai, Wayne-san. You would do well to remember that.
[bows] Domo arigato, sensei.
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