Batman: The Animated Series · Season 1, Episode 41
“Joker's Wild” · Season 1, Episode 41
In this episode: Joker (3), Poison Ivy (2), Bruce Wayne (1), Summer Gleeson (1)
[as Joker changes the channel in the TV] Hey, I was watching that.
And now you're watching this.
Change it back.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, don't want to.
Guard.
What's the problem?
Don't look now, Sonny Jim, but the plant lady's gone whackers again.
He started it. I was just sitting here.
That's right, you're always blaming me. And the children wonder why we fight.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...the Joker's Wild!
[Cameron Kaiser cuts the ribbon and unveils a casino with a gigantic Joker head. He is seen spoken to by Summer Gleeson]
Ugh, that is disgusting.
Psst, Summer. We're on the air.
' Oh Uh... there you have it. Let's get a reaction from the guests. Mr. Wayne?
No comment.
Mr. Kaiser, why build a casino seemingly in honor of one of history's most notorious outlaws?
Summer, please. Wild Joker is a classic symbol, long associated with cards and games. I can't help it if there's a some passing resemblance to some criminal fruitcake.
[Joker smashes the television]
How dare that smug, preening fool try to cash in on MY image!
Now who should lighten up?
Don't get cute with me, Red. He's ripping me off! I'll protest! Yeah! I'll sue! Then I'll rip his lungs out! And I will, too!
It was a scheme worthy of me, Kaiser, the way you got me riled up and turned me loose on this place!
You...! You were supposed to destroy the casino!
Yeah, but then I realized it'd be more fun to get rid of you and run the show myself!
Bu-But you can't...!
Oh please, Mr. Kaiser! You of all people should have realized there'd be a Joker in the deck! [laughs]
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