TV show quotes
Miss Quinn? Do you have any complaints against Mr. Bolton?
I got nothing to say.
But surely you must have something you wish to-
You got a hearing problem or something?! NO! NADA! IXNAY! ZERO! ZILCH! BUPKIS! NOTHING! OKAY?!
He threatens us! Takes away our privileges, even when we're good!
We've heard enough of this nonsense.
He says scum like us must be kept in line! That's why he chains us down at night and electrifies our doors!
He held me over a can filled with a termites! Ya hear me?! TERMITES!
He's an animal!
A monster!
Keep him away!
SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU! [tries to attack them, but is stopped and restrained] You're all scum! You should be beaten within an inch of your misbegotten lives!
I've seen enough! [pounds the gravel] Lyle Bolton, you're dismissed!
Before I came here, Arkham was a revolving door for every maniac in Gotham. I kept them in! ME! Now I realize I was wrong to punish those pathetic miscreants! THEY'RE ONLY SYMPTOMS! YOU'RE THE CAUSE! THE GUTLESS POLICE, MINDLESS BUREAUCRATS, AND CODDLING DOCTORS! YOU SHOULD ALL BE LOCKED UP IN A CAGE WITHOUT A KEY!
I could have rid Gotham of the fools in city hall and the police department! We could have made our own order!
I was born to fight your brand of order!
If that's your decision...!
Disturbance reported at the top of the Crown restaurant. Suspect is a male costumed extremist armed with what appears to be a... ketchup gun.
It's going to be one of those nights.
So long, suckers! Parting is such "sweet-and-sour" sorrow. [Batman yanks away his loot bag] What's this? Ah! The big bad Bat-guy. I knew you'd "ketchup" to me sooner or later. How I've "relished" this meeting. You, the dynamic Dark Knight, versus me, the conceptual Condiment King! Come, Batman. Let's see if you can "cut the mustard".
Quiet! [punches the King in the stomach]
[slumps to ground, gasping] You hit me!
Now listen, Mustard Man, or whatever you call yourself. You're obviously new at this, so I'm willing to go easy on you, provided you give back the loot and never even think about doing this again. Deal?
I don't get it. Buddy's just thrown his entire career away. The network's cancelling his show and the restaurant's suing him for a million dollars. Why did he do it? It just doesn't make sense.
Men like Walker are obsessed with getting their own way. And they don't let little things like the law stop them.
Do you realize that in your half-frozen state, you will age more slowly than an ordinary human? You're practically immortal, my friend!
Yes, eternal life trapped in this wretched shell. What a miserable joke.
Miserable to you, but a godsend to me! Look at me, Mr. Freeze, I'm an old man. I've created wonders in my lifetime, but there is still so much to do! I want to change as you have. To become, like you, a being of blessed, eternal cold.
You're insane.
Only you know how to duplicate the accident that made you what you are. What I long to become!
You want to live like this? Abandoned and alone? A prisoner in a world you can see but never touch? Old and infirm as you are, I'd trade a thousand of my frozen years for your worst day.
Every time I open a park, I get gate-crashers.
We've seen your insane vision of the future, Walker.
My world will have no crime, violence or pain.
You can add free will to that list too!
A small price to pay for order.
Your order! For your select few!
Excuse me, but I fail to see the problem with that!
You can't let Walker do this. Billions of people will perish.
That's not my concern. All that matters is I once again have my wife, and the means to restore her.
She'll wake up in a dead, frozen world that you helped destroy. She'll hate you for that.
Silence.
You think you're alone now? Wait until she learns the truth.
I SAID SILENCE! [blasts at Batman and Robin, knocking them backward, turns back to Nora] Forgive me. [frees Batman and Robin] Come, there is much to do.
[Dick recovers from hypothermia]
Man, if I spent any more time in that immersion tank, I'd be growing gills.
I'm just glad I was able to get you back here in time.
Thanks. For a while I thought I'd end up like Walker, trapped in a ice cube forever. What about Mr. Freeze? Do you think he's gone for good?
I'm not sure. But if Freeze's condition has made him truly immortal we may not have seen the last of him.
[after Batgirl defeated Joker, Penguin and Two-Face, she races over to Batman and helps him up]]
[groans] Batgirl.
Are you all right?
Yes. Thanks to you.
[Batman holds Batgirl close to him, and just as they were about to kiss, Dick's voice comes out of Batman's mouth]
Barbara! Hey, Babs! [Barbara wakes up from her dream] Yo, bookworm! You up there?
What is it, Dick?
All work and no play, you know. Come on, let's do a pizza run.
[sheepishly] Love to, but I can't. If I don't ace these midterms, dad says he'll throw me in jail. And with my dad, that's no idle threat.
Okay. Catch you later.
[sighs sadly] Math? Why did it have to be math?
[Barbara notices a Gotham Times newspaper slide under her door. She picks it up and looks at the front page with the article headed "PRICLESS STATUETTE STOLEN IN UNIVERSITY ROBBERY"]
Hmmm. Maybe I should take a break.
[catches Catwoman while she was examining the Jade Cat Statue display case] Catwoman, I presume.
[Catwoman turns and sees Batgirl behind her. After a pause, Catwoman swipe kicks Batgirl off her feet, but she somersaults to her feet. Catwoman goes to attack her with her whip and Batgirl cuts the whip with her Batarang]
Well, well. [throws her cut whip aside] Look what the Bat dragged in.
Give up. I caught you.
Caught me? At what?
Returning to the scene of your crime.
Look... Batgirl, is it? I'm just trying to find out who took the Jade Cat statue. It's an art treasure. It belongs to the world.
[sarcastically] Right. Pull the other one.
[indicating the display case] Look.
Huh? [examines the melted alarm cord] Looks like the alarm cord was eaten through with acid, like the locks on the skylight. So?
That's not my style. No finesse. [unsheathes her claws and cuts a glass circle out of the glass and shows it to Batgirl] See?
Okay. If you're innocent, come down to police headquarters with me and tell them your story.
That's also not my style.
One way or another, you're coming with me.
Bats are just mice with wings, little girl.
Got the note I see.
If this is a trick, Catwoman...
No trick. I just wanted to tell you how impressed I was with you last night. You're smart, and you're fast. I thought maybe you'd like to work together. After all, against the two of us, whoever took the Jade Cat doesn't stand a chance.
Okay. On one condition: if you're lying to me and I find out, you'll give yourself up.
Deal
[Batgirl and Catwoman shake hands]
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