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Batman: The Animated Series
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S2 E20Batgirl Returns

[Batgirl and Catwoman look down at the Stacked Deck from atop a building]

The Stacked Deck? That's the sleaziest dive in Gotham City.

Exactly. The only place to find information on the Jade Cat job. You're not afraid, are you?

N-no. Of course not. Let's go.

The mouse has guts.

1Officer #1

[while pursuing Batgirl and Catwoman on a motorbike] This is unit 7 in pursuit of Catwoman and Batgirl.

Oh, daddy, if you could see your little girl now.

[Catwoman and Batgirl head toward an incomplete section of the bridge]

Hang on!

I am!

[Catwoman and Batgirl leap over the gap and land on the other side]

You could've gotten us killed.

But I didn't.

All that, and we didn't even get the information we were looking for.

Sure we did. You saw the way the chemist freaked when he recognized that acid. I'm willing to bet only one guy in Gotham makes it. An old friend of mine.

[Batgirl and Catwoman arrived at the old Daggett factory]

Hey, I recognize this place from crime reports. It used to belong to Roland Daggett. This is where he invented the Renuyu drug that turned Matt Hagen into Clayface.

[cuts a circle out of the door's window with her claws] You do know your police cases. This is also where Daggett developed a virus that nearly killed me and my cat.

[Batgirl and Catwoman enter the darkened building, and walked into an office where a safe is stored. Catwoman places a stethoscope over her ears and uses it to listen to the safe's lock, and she unlocks it, and finds the Jade Cat statue inside]

Aw, it's nice to be right.

[as Catwoman grabs the Jade Cat, a spotlight turns on, revealing Daggett and his thugs]

Yes, isn't it? Selina Kyle, how pleasant to see you again.

The pleasure is all yours, Daggett. We'll be leaving now.

[Batgirl and Catwoman start to leave]

On the contrary, my dear, you and your lovely young friend here will be staying forever.

[Daggett's two thugs walk up to Batgirl and Catwoman, who stare at them with wide eyes]

[Daggett and his thugs took Batgirl and Catwoman to the chemical room]

[as the thugs tie her and Batgirl's wrists behind their backs] Why take the jade cat, Daggett? There were other more valuable treasures.

Because it's exactly what you would have taken. Also, I need the money to start over. My legal fees after my last encounter with Batman left me broke. The money from this statuette will set me up quite nicely somewhere else while the cops look for a certain feline thief.

So what are you going to do? Leave us over one of these vats with acid burning through the rope?

[Laughs] If there's one thing I've learned over the years, it's that you crime-fighting types are very resourceful. So, I'll just have my men shoot you and throw your bodies in the vats.

[Batgirl stops Catwoman escaping with the Jade Cat Statue by throwing a bolas around her ankles]

You were going to keep that statue all along, weren't you?

[while untying her ankles] Of course. Haven't you learn yet that only the strong survive in this game? [Catwoman unties the bola from her ankles and tosses it to Batgirl, who pockets it in her belt] Okay, I admit it. I was just playing with you at first. But you really impressed me. We make a good team. Together, we can pick this town clean, even Batman wouldn't be a match for us and the cops are a joke especially that senile fool, Gordon.

We had a deal, remember? You lost. [Batgirl grabs Catwoman's arm] Give yourself up now.

[Catwoman raises her left claw to strike Batgirl, when two police officers climb up on a ladder]

1Officer #1

Freeze!

Okay, you win. [The officers handcuff Catwoman] And by the way, Batgirl's innocent. She was acting under coercion.

[Catwoman is placed in the back with a squad car]

You should've said yes.

If I had, I'd be a rat with wings.

I knew you had Catwoman on a leash all along.

You're a lousy liar, but thanks for trying.

[Just then, the two officers are thrown out of their squad car. Robin and Batgirl race over to them]

Are you guys all right?

2Officer #2

Yeah.

[The officer finds his holster empty, and the squad car stops with Catwoman at the wheel]

[drops the gun out the passenger side door] I said I'd let them take me, but I didn't say how far.

[Catwoman closes the door and drives off in the squad car. Robin races after her, but Batgirl grabs his cape and stops him]

[Last lines of the series]

It's okay. There'll be another time.

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