Katara quotes from Avatar: The Last Airbender

Katara

Sokka, any ideas on how to reach Ba Sing Se?

Sokka

(under the influence of the cactus water) Why don't we ask the circle birds?

Katara

(to Sokka) You've been hallucinating on cactus juice all day, and then you just lick something you find stuck to the wall of a cave?!

Sokka

I have a natural curiousity.

Katara

Waterbending bomb! Yeah! (performs a tumbling cannonball into the pool and She sends up a massive column of water that washes Aang ashore, shattering his ice block)

Sokka

(sarcastically as he holds a dripping map) Sure, 5000 year old maps from the spirit library, just splash some water on ‘em.

Sokka

Suki, you know about giant sea monsters, do something!

Suki

Just because I live near the Unagi doesn't mean I'm an expert.

Sokka

[picks up Momo and offers it to the Sea Serpent] Oh great and powerful sea serpent, please accept this humble and tasty offering. Thank You.

Katara

Sokka!

Katara

(Annoyed) You know, I am just about sick and tired of you telling me what to do all day. You're like a chattering hog-monkey!

Sokka

(Angrily) JUST BEND THE SLURRY, WOMAN!

Katara

The King is throwing a party at the palace tonight for his pet bear.

Aang

Don't you mean platypus bear?

Katara

No, it just says, 'bear'.

Sokka

Certainly you mean his pet skunk bear?

Or his armadillo bear?

Aang

Gopher bear?

Katara

Just, 'bear'.

This place is weird.

Long Feng

By the way, I'm Long Feng. I'm a cultural minister to the king.

Katara

I'm Kua Mai, and this is [gestures to Toph]...Dum.

Katara

Look, the inner wall. I can't believe we finally made it to Ba Sing Se in one piece.

Sokka

Hey don't jinx it! We could still be attacked by some giant, exploding Fire Nation spoon. Or find out the city's been submerged in an ocean full of killer shrimp.

You been hitting the cactus juice again?

Sokka

I'm just saying, weird stuff happens to us. [A large man sucking on a cob of corn sits between Sokka and Toph]

Katara

Toph, aren't you gonna get ready for the day?

I'm ready.

Katara

Aren't you gonna clean up? You've got a little dirt on your....everywhere actually.

You call it dirt. I call it a healthy coating of earth.

Sokka

Hey, I thought designing the "Lost Appa" poster was my job! I've been working all day on my Appa!

Aang

Sokka, the arrow is on Appa's head.

Sokka

This is his head!

Katara

Why are feet coming out of it?

Sokka

Those are his horns! I haven't seen him in a while, okay?

Well, it looks just like him to me.

Sokka

Oh, thanks, I worked really--[breaks off, remembering that Toph is blind]...Why do you feel the need to do that?

Aang

We need to find a way to jog his real memories.

Sokka

(provokingly) Maybe Katara should kiss him! That should bring something back!

Katara

Maybe you should kiss him, Sokka.

Sokka

Hey, just an idea.

Aang

(Perhaps jealous) A bad one.

Was this guy your boyfriend or something?

Katara

What?! No!

(teasing, sing-song tone) I can tell you're lying~!

Katara

I thought you had changed!

Zuko

I have changed.

Zuko

Uncle, I don't understand. What are you doing with the Avatar?

Aang

[faces him] Saving you, that's what.

Zuko

[makes angry noise and attempts to lunge at him. Iroh holds him back]

Iroh

It's time we talked. [to Aang, smiling] Go help your other friends. We'll catch up with you.

Aang

[bows to Iroh and rushes out with Katara]

Katara

[stares sadly over her shoulder at Zuko as she leaves]

Zuko

[not looking Iroh directly in the eye] Why, Uncle?

Iroh

[seriously] You're not the man you used to be, Zuko. You are stronger, and wiser, and freer than you have ever been. And now you've come to the crossroads of your destiny. It's time for you to choose. It's time for you to choose good.

Zuko

[eyes widen and makes a loud sound of surprise as the green crystals shoot up and imprison Iroh]

Azula

[comes over with two Dai Li Agents behind her] I expected this kind of treachery from Uncle. But Zuko, Prince Zuko. You're a lot of things, but you aren't a traitor, are you?

Zuko

[angrily, eyes narrowed] Release him immediately!

Azula

[slyly] It's not to late for you, Zuko. You could still redeem yourself.

Aang

I don't know about this. These clothes belong to somebody...

Katara

I call the silk robe!

Aang

But if it's essential to our survival....I call the suit!