Sokka quotes from Avatar: The Last Airbender

Zuko

(trying to comfort Sokka) Oh, what would Uncle say? Sometimes, clouds have two sides- a dark and light, and a silver lining in between. It's like a silver sandwich! So, when life seems hard...take a bite out of the silver sandwich.

Sokka

Maybe we haven't failed after all!

Zuko

That's the spirit! I can't believe that worked. I didn't even know what I was saying.

Sokka

No, what you said made no sense at all. But look! It's Suki!

Zuko

(attemping to inspire Sokka to not quit and stay at the prison and rescue his dad) No, its not Sokka. Look you're going to fail a lot before things work out...

Sokka

This is supposed to make me feel better?!?!

Zuko

Even though you'll probably fail over and over again...

Sokka

Seriously you're not helping!

Zuko

You have to try every time. You can't quit because you're afraid you might fail.

Sokka

(speaking to his father in prison about escaping) And do you know Prince Zuko?

Hakoda

The son of the Fire Lord? I don't know him but I know of him.

Sokka

Well he's here too.

Hakoda

(downcast) Sounds like a major problem.

Sokka

Actually he's on our side now.

Sokka

I know, I had the same reaction. After all he's done it was really hard trusting him. But he's really proven himself, and I never would have found you without his help.

Sokka

Hey, I just got orders. Let all the prisoners out into the yard.

But... we're in the middle of a lockdown.

Sokka

Oh, okay. I'll just tell the warden you said that. I'm sure he will be glad to know about you undermining his authority. What's your name again?

(flailing his arms) Wait. Don't tell the Warden, I... I'm just a little confused.

Sokka

Hey, I'm confused too. But the Warden's in a bad mood and irrational. So if you ask me, it's best not to question it and just do what he says.

Yeah, you're right

Suki

Sorry, Warden. You're my prisoner now. I've got the warden. Now, let's get out of here. (Hakoda, Sokka, Zuko, and Chit Zang arrive, breathless)

Chief Hakoda

That's some girl.

Sokka

Tell me about it.

Sokka

Can I borrow Momo for a week?

Aang

Why do you want to borrow Momo? (Sokka shrugs)

Sokka

You guys are not gonna believe this... there's a play about us!

Suki

We were just in town and we saw this poster! [reveals poster about the play]

Katara

What? How is that possible?

Sokka

Listen to this: "The Boy In The Iceberg is a production of acclaimed playwright Pu-On Tim. We scoured the globe gathering information about the Avatar, from the icy South Pole to the heart of Ba Sing Se. Sources include singing nomads, pirates, prisoners of war, and a surprisingly knowledgeable merchant of cabbage."

Zuko

So far, this intermission is the best part of the play.

Sokka

Apparently, the playwright thinks I'm an idiot who tells bad jokes about meat all the time.

Suki

Yeah. You tell bad jokes about plenty of other topics.

Sokka

I know!

Aang

At least the Sokka actor kinda looks like you. But that woman playing the Avatar doesn't resemble me at all!

I don't know. You are more in touch with your feminine side than most guys.

Katara

Relax, Aang. They're not accurate portrayals. It's not like I'm a preachy crybaby who can't resist giving over-emotional speeches about hope all the time.

Katara

What?

Aang

Yeah... that's not you at all.

Zuko

Did Jet just...die?

Sokka

You know, it was really unclear...

Suki

It seems every time there's a big battle you guys barely make it out alive. I mean, you guys lose a lot.

Sokka

You're one to talk Suki. Didn't Azula take you captive? That's right, she did! (Suki narrows her eyes)

Sokka

I'm just saying.

Zuko

That... Wasn't a good play.

Aang

I'll say.

Katara

No kidding.

Suki

Horrible.

You said it.

Sokka

But the effects were decent.

Sokka

I guess that's it. (He stands up and stretches) The play's caught up to the present now.

Suki

Wait. (she tugs on Sokka's shirt and drags him back down to his seat) The play's not over.

Sokka

But it is over. (He puts his hand on his chin in deep thought) Unless... (Camera zooms in on his face, his face lights up mysteriously and spooky music being to play) this is the future?

Katara

What happened!?

Sokka

Zuko's gone crazy! I made a sand sculpture of Suki (tries to pick up the fallen sand to mould the sculpture back into shape) and he destroyed it! Oh, and he's attacking Aang.

So I get to chuck flaming rocks at all of you?

Sokka

Whatever makes the training seem more realistic.

Sweetness!

Wait a minute...has anyone noticed that Momo's missing too?

Sokka

(horrified) Oh no....I knew it was only a matter of time! (runs to Appa) Appa ate Momo!(opens Appa's mouth) Momo, I'm coming for ya, buddy!

Katara

Sokka, Appa didn't eat Momo. He's probably with Aang.

Sokka

That's just what Appa wants you to think!

Zuko

Get out of the bison's mouth, Sokka.