Sokka quotes from Avatar: The Last Airbender

Aang

This goes against everything I learned from the monks. I can't just go around wiping out people I don't like.

Sokka

Sure you can! You're the Avatar. If it's in the name of keeping balance I'm pretty sure the universe will forgive you.

Sokka

Hey, I remember her. She helped you attack us!

Zuko

Yup, back in the good ol' days.

June

Oh great. It's Prince Pouty. Where's your creepy grandpa?

Zuko

He's my uncle... and he's not here.

June

I see you worked things out with your girlfriend.

Katara

I'm not his girlfriend!

Zuko

She's not my girlfriend! ()

June

Okay, okay, sheesh! I was only teasing. So what do you want?

Zuko

I need your help finding the Avatar.

June

Hm. Doesn't sound too fun.

Zuko

Does the end of the world sound like more fun?!

Sokka

What do you mean, Aang doesn't "exist." Do you mean he's, you know, dead?

June

Nope, we could find him if he were dead. Ah, that's a real headscratcher. See ya!

Helpful, real Helpful!

Zuko

Wait, I have another idea. There's only one other person in this world who can help us face the firelord. I'll be right back with a smell sample.

You can still just call me Pakku.

Sokka

How about Grampakku?!

No.

Wait! Someone's missing from your group! Someone very important! (King Bumi leans into Sokka's face, wide eyed, they are nose to nose) (pause) Where's Momo?

Sokka

He's gone... and so is Aang.

Oh, well. So long as they have each other, I'm sure we have nothing to worry about. Let's go. (he Earthbends himself in the air and laughs crazily)

So what about you guys? Did you do anything interesting on the day of the eclipse?

Zuko

Nah.

Sokka

No, not really.

Sokka

Good work, Toph. Time to take control of the ship. Take the wheel.

(sarcastically) That's a great idea, let the blind girl steer the giant airship.

Sokka

I was talking to Suki.

That would make a lot more sense.

Sokka

(posing as the captain of the airship) Attention crew, this is your captain speaking. Everyone please report to the bomb bay immediately for hotcakes and sweet cream. We have a very special birthday to celebrate.

Hey, I'm Quin Lee. I work up in communications.

Oh, hi. I work down in the engine room. That's probably why we never met before. Big airship, you know.

Yep. (a pause) So, do you know who's birthday it is?

I can't believe the captain remembered my birthday. He really does care!

(surfaces from the water) Happy birthday.

Sokka

Go, Aang! Airbending slice! (makes chopping action)

Suki

Shouldn't we help him?

Sokka

(thinks about it for a second and gets serious) The Fire Lord is Aang's fight. We need to stop those airships from destroying the Earth Kingdom.

(as Sokka moves to look out the window towards the airships behind him) And how do we do that, Captain Boomerang? I can't see outside this giant hunk of metal.

Sokka

(turns back to the others gleefully, making another chopping motion) Airship slice!!

Sokka

Have I ever mentioned how sweet it is that you invented metalbending?

You could stand to mention it more.

Sokka

[holding onto Toph] I don't think Boomerang is coming back, Toph. It looks like this is the end.

[tears come out of her eyes]

How did that happen? Did Boomerang come back?

Sokka

[smiling] No, Suki did.

Sokka

Well, look at you, buster. Now that your firebending is gone, I guess we should call you the Loser Lord.

Ozai

I am the Phoenix King. (with a groan he falls facedown)

Oh sorry, didn't mean to offend you, Phoenix King of getting his butt whooped.

Suki

Yeah, or how about King of the... guys who... don't win?

Leave the nicknames to us, honey.

Sokka

There's my favorite warriors. I gotta say, I kinda missed the face paint. So, how's it feel to be back in uniform?

Ty Lee

[coming out from behind the other Kyoshi Warriors] It feels great. [Sokka jumps between Suki and Ty Lee]

Sokka

Careful, Suki. Ty Lee's pretending to be a Kyoshi Warrior again.

Suki

It's okay. She's one of us now. [Sokka stammers and looks at Suki and Ty Lee in shock]

Ty Lee

Yeah. The girls and I really bonded in prison. And after a few chi blocking lessons, they said I could join their group. (she puts her arms around two of the warriors) We're gonna be best friends forever. (they all smile, the two warriors looking a bit awkward)

Sokka

Zuko, stop moving. I'm trying to capture the moment. I wanted to do a painting so we always remember the good times together.

Katara

That's very thoughtful of you, Sokka. (sees the painting, her eyes narrow) Wait. Why did you give me Momo's ears?

Sokka

[offended] Those are your hair loops!

Zuko

(comes over, eyes narrowed also.) At least you don't look like boar-cupine. My hair is not that spiky!

Mai

I look like a man.

Suki

And why did you paint me firebending?

Sokka

I thought it would look more exciting that way

Sokka

Oh, you think you can do a better job, Momo?

Iroh

Hey, my belly is not that big anymore. I really trimmed down.

Well, I think you all look perfect.