TV show quotes
[on Trish's book report] You know none of that stuff happens in the book, right?
Excuse me?
Yeah, you have the book right here. This takes place right after the Civil War. They didn't even have helicopters back then
Wait, does Cecelia get stuck on an iceberg? (Ally nods) Does she get attacked by tarantulas? (Ally nods) Fall down an elevator shaft? (Ally nods) Dodge exploding hockey pucks? (Ally nods) Get her leg stuck in a toilet?!
This sounds like the best book ever!
Hey, before we go, we have a question for you, and it's just a little bit embarrassing.
It's just, it's been bugging us since, uh, we met.
Which one of you is Austin, and which one of you is Ally?
Seriously?
(holding Ally's hand, laughing) Ally, will you make me the happiest man in life skills class and fake marry me?
(smiles) I do!:
Welcome back, Austin
(to Ally): I love you
(imitating Chaz) Let's boogie on outta here, my funky friends.
It's a boynadooo!
(to Dez) Hey the circus called, they want their pants back.
Well why do I have to tell her?
Because everyone knows you're the mean one.
(laughs) What?
See? Now you're yelling for no reason.
Guess who got us tickets to the hottest Halloween party in New York?
I got into Harvard!
Guess who's gonna be a high school graduate!
Do you think everyone liked my speech?
No idea, I was dead asleep!
to (Austin and Ally) I swear, if you guys get any cuter, next year, we're canceling Christmas.
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