Trish quotes from Austin & Ally

Trish

What's all this stuff?

Ally

That's our inventory for the entire year. My dad orders everything at once so he can save, like, 4 dollars.

4 dollars and 36 cents.

Ally

I couldn't fire Dallas. I tried, but then he started talking about how much he likes hanging out with me, and I ended up giving him a raise.

Trish

I like hanging out with you.

Ally

I'm not giving you any money.

Ally

My thing is twitting. That's right, I joined Tweeter. Ever heard of it?

Trish

You're just joining Tweeter now?

Ally

Yup, Ally Dawson is officially a passenger on the cool train. All aboard! Ah, woot, woot! [makes train chugging motions]

Austin

The Tweeter train left about two years ago. And apparently, it left you stranded there.

Trish

The radiant glow of a friendly smile warms a heart for a million miles. Is this a twit or your English paper?

Ally

What are you talking about?

Trish

Twits are supposed to be silly and fun.

Austin

You put way too much thought into your twits. Here, check out what I posted when I was eating pancakes with Dez.

Ally

Eating pancakes...with Dez.

Trish

Hey, aren't you supposed to be rehearsing with Austin?

Ally

He still hasn't shown up. This is the third time this week he's been late.

Trish

Maybe he had an emergency.

Austin

Hey, guys. We just went to an awesome concert.

Trish

At the emergency room?

Trish

You're pretty lucky. It seems like you're the only store in the mall who hasn't been robbed yet.

Ally

It's not luck, Trish. I've been watching this store like a hawk; there's no way anyone's gonna rob ol' Hawkeye Dawson. ...Someone robbed me!

Trish

What?

Ally

The new guitar's gone.

Trish

Way to go, Hawkeye.

Ally

I guess he really is the Mall Thief

Trish

Then don't you think it's your duty as president of the Mall association to turn over the security tape?

Ally

I guess so.

Trish

Good. I'm glad you agree with me. I already turned in the tapes.

Ally

Why would you do that?

Trish

Two words. Re-wards.

Ally

It'll be months before Tech Town gets another shipment in.

Dez

I can't wait months. I really need that Video Editing app.

Austin

I really need the Music Recording app.

Trish

And I really need to resell our myTab for 5 times what we paid for it.

Austin

I sing too! I'm Austin Moon.

Dez

He's an internet sensation. He's sort of a big deal.

Trish

[to Cassidy] This is his friend Dez; he's not a big deal.

Ally

I'm Ally; I don't know what my deal is!

Well, it's great to meet you Ally, Big Deal, Not A Big Deal.

Trish

Whatever you do, don't order the Chips and Salsa.

Dez

Why? I want Chips and Salsa!

Mindy

Did somebody say Salsa? [rolls tongue] Salsaaaaa!

Dez

Can I change my order?

Mindy

No! Dance!

Ally

Maybe some dessert will make you feel better?

Trish

I don't feel like dancing, so whatever you do, don't order the Chocolate Shake, the Lemon Twist, or-

Dez

Get the Raspberry Robot!

Trish

Noooo!

Mindy

Raspberry Robot! [says this in robot-like tone]

Austin

Hey. We haven't seen you since we performed together at the Internet Music Awards.

Shiny Money

That was so cool, up until your friends broke my arms and legs.

Trish

I'm surprised you remember the whole 'us not catching you' thing. You hit your head pretty hard on that stage.

Trish

Now the four of us can finally have a vacation together.

Shiny Money

You're not invited.

Dez

Ha! In your face, Trish.

Shiny Money

You're not invited, either.

Dez

Ha! In my face, Trish.

Trish

You know what you need to do, right?

Ally

Oh yeah. I'll keep giving his son lessons each week, dropping very subtle hints about Austin's music. Then, in 4 to 5 months-

Trish

No, we're doing this now.

Ally

I'm not just any cute nurse. I'm Florence Nightingale, founder of modern nursing!

Trish

You know what? I think I found the perfect guy for you. He's cute and... Do you know who Charles Lindbergh is?

Ally

Du'uh! One of the first guys to...

Trish

He's right over there. Go talk to him.