Trish quotes from Austin & Ally

Trish

Sorry I'm late for the Team Austin meeting!

Ally

Actually, you're right on time. You see, I set your watch ahead 45 minutes, so you wouldn't be late.

Trish

Aw man! That means I was on time for work too! That's why they didn't fire me...

Dez

Shhh! Fine, we'll just keep this a secret between us.

Austin

Keep what between us?

Trish

Uh...Wha...Uh...Uh, this book! For now we'll just keep this book between us!

Ally

Trent has another girlfriend and he was only using you to be Austin's backup dancer.

Trish

(laughs) Please, that's ridiculous... [slams locker and yells] THAT YOU COULD BE SO JEALOUS THAT I HAVE A BOYFRIEND THAT YOU GOTTA MAKE UP SUCH A HORRIBLE STORY!

Dez

Well, Austin Moon collects grizzly bears!

Austin

It's teddy bears.

Trish

I'll just fill this out for you. I'm used to making myself seem more impressive. How do you think I got my job as a lifeguard? I can't even swim!

Ally

Someday, I'll get my revenge!

Trish

(scoffs) Sure you will!

Dez

Ow!

Trish

HEY!

Austin

Ow!

Trish

Why'd you kick me!?

Ally

(to herself) Told ya!

Jimmy

Sweetie!

Kira

Daddy!

Ally

Jimmy's Kira's dad?

Austin

Aw man, you know what that means?

Dez

She'll have a ride home after we fire her?

Trish

No! It means we can't fire her!

Austin

NOOOOOOOO!

Dez

YESSSSSSSSS!

Trish

...So what'd I miss?

Austin

Video Countdown Live is almost over, and still no sign of No Ordinary Day.

Ally

That means No Ordinary Day is either number 1 or out of the Top Ten completely.

Dez

We can't be out! Yesterday we were number four, the day before, number seven, before that it was five, four, eight, five, five-

Trish

Dez!

Austin

Hey Trish! Have you seen Ally?

Trish

No, she's out with Elliot.

Austin

Again? It's been three days. How long does it take to catch up with a guy?

Trish

A regular looking guy: a day. A cutie like him: you may never see Ally again.

Trish

Ally, we weren't really talking about the song, we were talking about you and Austin!

Ally

[Sarcastically] Really? Look, I know he has feelings for me, but for all I know he still wants to be with Kira.

Trish

Boo-hoo, he's going to have to deal with this at some point!

Ally

Well I'm not sitting around waiting for him to decide who he wants to be with. My mom's coming home from Africa today and I just want to focus on her.

Trish

Good for you, never wait on a guy. Actually, never wait on anybody, that's why I'm a terrible waitress.

Ally

I'm going to forget about the whole Austin thing for now, honestly I am so over it. [Silence]. What do you think they're talking about in there? [Trish listens through the door] You hear anything?

Trish

No, it's really quiet...

Dez

It's really quiet...

Trish

With Dez's awesome directing and my amazing acting, we're gonna win.

Ally

Did you just compliment Dez?

Trish

Uh, whaaaaaaaat? You can't prove that.

Ally

Or can I? ZALIEN BRAIN SUCK! [starts to do the action on Trish's head]

Dez

Oh oh, Ally. Leave the brain-sucking to the pro's.

Trish

So how's the new song coming?

Austin

Great! I'm almost finished.

Dez

Yup! Except for the music, the lyrics, and the song title, it's pretty much done.

Jimmy

Austin, I want you back to Starr Records.

Austin

Jimmy, wait. I don't want you take me back.

Trish

[laughs nervously] Austin, what are you doing? [gives him a look]

Austin

You keep saying, that you can't sign Ally, 'cause you don't want us in the same record label. So... take her instead of me.

Ally

Austin, you don't have to do that for me.

Trish

Next week you have a gig at the beach club, rehearsals with your dancers and 2 days in the studio.

Austin

Yes!

Trish

I know, you have a lot of exciting stuff next week.

Austin

No... Yes! 'Cause I don't have anything to do this week! I can have my first vacation all year!. This calls for a cocktail weenie.

Dez

Wooh! Vacation! I say we go to the beach every day, play video games and sleep in till noon.

What up!

Ally

You realize you still have school, right?

Austin

Awe... Thanks for ruining my vacation.

Trish

Well, there's your proof, Sir.

That he's a great singer and dancer? We knew that already!

Trish

No. Now we know who Austin wrote this song about.

We do?

Trish

Yes! When he sang, he looked at every girl in the room. Except one. There's an obvious explanation. It was too emotional to him. Austin wrote this song about Ally!

Ally

Austin, is it true? You wrote it about me?

Austin

Yeah... It's true. I should have told you earlier, but I couldn't. You told me to write about someone I care about and... That's you.

Ally

Do you still have feelings for me?

Austin

Psss... No... Yes... I-I don't know... All I know that I love being friends with you, and I don't wanna ruin that. That's why I couldn't say it was about you.

Awww!

Ally

I get it. I'm glad that we're just friends, but... I kinda hoped that it was about me.

Awww!