Austin quotes from Austin & Ally

Ally

Let's do our warm-ups. Row, row, row your boat (rest of Ally's team begins) gently down the stream.

Austin

Ally it's for you, it's the 1800s; they want their song back.

Ally

You know why I'm so crazy about glee club? It's the one thing where I get to do everything. The music, the choreography, it's all mine.

Austin

I get it. That's what I get to do with my concerts. Only I'm not an annoying control freak.

Ally

Not what your band says...

Austin

You're Roxy Rocket?

Ally

Yup! I couldn't stand the thought of not writing with you anymore. But, if I write under an alias like Roxy Rocket, then Ronnie will never know it's me!

Austin

That's genius!

Austin

Well, if we're not going to be together, it's only a matter of time before one of us meets someone else.

Ally

You think it's time for us to move on and date other people?

Austin

Maybe. Whatever happens, I just want you to be happy.

Ally

I want you to be happy too.

Austin

Okay, Kenneth Kreen, I'm gonna show you I don't need to lip sync. I'm not just a pretty boy who can't sing; I'm a pretty boy who can sing.

Bravo. Your arrogance is only matched by your incompetence.

Austin

It's not an insult if I don't know what it means.

Austin

You know what, this whole time, I've been trying to please you. But why should I care what you think? Why should I care what anyone thinks? I know I rock.

Ally

Yeah.

Trish

He's back!

Dez

The Electric Avenger!

Trish

Hi Brandy-

Brandy

Don't talk to me, I only care about my costars!

Austin

Uh, hi, Brandy. I'm your co-star-

Brandy

Don't talk to me either. I don't really care about my co-stars. I do have a few rules. One, don't stand in front of me. Two, don't look me in the eye. And three, don't ever touch me.

Alright, Austin. I need you to stand in front of Brandy, look her in the eye, and carry her to safety.

Ally

Never known anyone like you before.

Someone who can make me smile when I've fallen down on the floor.

Austin

(sits between Ally and Gavin) Sorry to interrupt, but I really need your help, Ally.

Ally

Can't it wait?

Austin

No, this is really important. I'm trying to finish a melody to a song we were supposed to write together. Should it go (plays piano keys) Bum bum bum bum. Or, bum bum bum boom.

There's much better scenery here, if you know what I mean.

Austin

Thanks. (Flexes his muscles) I did some push-ups earlier.

I was talking about the beach, spaghetti-arms. (Touches Austin's arm) Are you sure you're doing those push-ups right?

Austin

Very funny. You just wanted to touch my arm.

Maybe.

Ally

Austin, I can't believe it.

Austin

I know. I'm really sorry I ruined your show.

Ally

No, I mean you and Piper. I'm really happy for you.

Austin

Thanks. So, you're not mad at me for causing all this?

Ally

No, I think it's romantic you made a fool of yourself to impress a girl.

Austin

But I ruined your modelling début.

Ally

Eh, I'm sure I would've ruined it sooner or later. Have you seen me walk in heels? (Poses; trips and falls on Austin.)

Austin

Trish, I've made a huge mistake. I'm not supposed to be here with Piper, I'm supposed to be here with Ally!

Austin

(Shocked) And, you're not Trish.

Carrie

You don't wanna be here with my sister?

Austin

Please don't say anything to Piper, I don't wanna ruin her prom!

(Smiles) You know what, Austin? I'm having a really great time. Even if your pores are huge. (She giggles and hugs him.)

Carrie

Piper, there's something I have to tell you.

Austin

(smiles) Hey, we never got to do that slow dance. Whattaya say?

Ally

(blushes and smiles) I'd love to.

Ally

So, why did you and Piper break up?

Austin

(smiles) Because I still have feelings for you. I've always liked you. I guess I never stopped.

Ally

(smiles) I feel the same way. I always dreamed of going to prom with the perfect guy. And the perfect guy is you.

Austin

(blushes) So, I didn't bring a horse, or fireworks or anything, and, it's a little late, but... would you be my prom date?

Ally

(smiling) Yes.

Austin

(runs into the store) "I am the Electric Avenger!"

Dez

(runs into the store) "And. I'm his trusty sidekick, Spark Plug!"

Ally

Austin, you look awesome! And Dez, you look like…a garbage can"

Dez

I was so busy working on Austin's costume, I don't have enough time to work on mine. But, I'm still a Superhero who keeps the streets clean of crime! And trash

Trish

(excitedly) Ally's song Redial, sold so well, Ramone Records is moving the release date for her debut album, to next week!

Ally

(excitedly) No way my first album! (hugs Trish and then turns to Austin)

Austin

You did it! I'm so proud of you! (hugs Ally)

Trish

Awww, I love that you two are a couple again. (giggles and Auslly are still hugging) Okay.

Ally

Hey, Carrie, hows the fish special? (Carrie walks off crying) Okay, maybe I'll just get the salad.

Ally

(smiles)Next, we're going to a poetry reading, then to Phil's Fun Town to ride rollercoasters. (Sits down)

Austin

(sits down) We probably shouldn't eat too much, I don't wanna yack.