Austin quotes from Austin & Ally

Ally

Hi, I'm Ally. It's nice to meet you.

Austin

That's how you greet a legendary rockstar?

Ally

Uh, sorry. It's very nice to meet you.

Ally

[to the phone trying to pretend zombie] MUST EAT BRAINS!

Austin

Really? That's the best you can do?

(doing the handshake) "What up?!"

Dez

"Dude, that's our thing!"

Austin

"Sorry Dez, I just got excited."

(Doing the handshake) "What up?"

Dez

"That's better"

Austin

Well, we know who's not getting picked.

Ally

We choose Lucy!

Seriously?!

Seriously?

Seriously?

Seriously?

Austin

Seriously?

Austin

[Stops kissing] A-A-Ally I'm so sorry I met with another songwriter. I knew your career was taking off and I'd thought you'd leave me.

Ally

Aww Austin, I'll always be here for you. I'm sorry I ever doubted our partnership. It's the best thing that ever happened to me.

Austin

So we're good?

Ally

[Nods] Yeah.

Trish

Uh uh um. Sorry to interrupt your moment, but what the heck was the kiss all about?

Ally

[Both Stammer] Uh... It's called acting?

Dez

Yeah, that was a lot more than just acting. [Mimicks Ally]

Austin

I told you we can be professional. It was for the movie, man.

Ally

Yeah, just for the movie man. [Stammers again] You're a really good actor Austin.

Austin

You too, Ally. Huh huh huh. Goodbye.

Ally

Yeah. [Both run off in opposite directions]

Dez

I don't know Trish. We shot dozens of scenes already. Trust me. Neither one of them is that good of an actor.

Dez

Good morning, actors! Nothing like a good night's sleep to help you forget all the reasons why you're mad at someone.

Ally

I haven't forgotten. I'm still mad at him for meeting with another songwriter.

Austin

And I'm still mad at her for not wanting to be my partner!

Dez

Hm... So, what I'm hearing is, you both didn't get enough sleep.

Trish

You guys better snap out of this. I promised Jimmy Starr a rockumentary, not a you-guys-are-both-acting-like-spoiled-brats-umentary.

Dez

Yeah, how am I gonna fit that on the poster?

Trish

Let's just rehearse. We're gonna read through the next scene, then shoot it.

Dez

[starts reading from the screenplay] "Fade in. Ally's charity event is about to be a total bust when Austin rushes in to save the day. Ally hurries over with gratitude in her eyes. [whispers] And, action, Ally...

Ally

[reading from her script in monotone] "Thank you for saving me, Austin. Thank you, thank you, thankyou" [glares at Austin] Do we really need dialogue here? Sometimes a look says all the words for you.

Austin

What scene are you gonna do?

Dez

We're gonna shoot the scene where you guys have one day to write a song.

Austin

You mean for the Helen show?

Dez

No.

Ally

You mean for Austin's first performance in the mall?

Dez

No.

Austin

You mean for the Hot Summer Jam contest?

Dez

No.

Ally

You mean for the time when we--

Dez

--Man, there are a lot of times you guys only have one day to write a song.

Trish

Yeah. When this movie is over, we really need to work on your time management.

Austin

Gonna miss you.

Ally

I'm gonna miss you too.

Austin

We shouldn't be sad. You're making a record! I'm so proud of you.

Ally

I know. And you're going on your first tour. And hey, we'll only be apart for like three months.

Austin

Actually, it's 94 days. [thinks] Hey, ninety-four. That's like with Dez--

Ally

Don't say it. I guess it's goodbye. Have fun on tour.

Austin

Good luck making your record. I know it's gonna be great. [the two hug]

Austin

[runs off bus] Ally, wait!

Ally

Austin, what are you do--

Austin

Ally, I just wanted to say that I... Uh, I.. Here. [gives her a card] It says it all in there. I was gonna send it to you in case you didn't show up.

Trish

[phone rings] Ally, where are you?

Ally

I just got off the plane. Where are you guys?

Trish

We're by Gate 27.

Ally

Me too. I don't see you.

Dez

[gasp] Like your song! *sings* We're at the airport, but you don't see me! You got off the plane, but you don't see me!

Trish

Stop it.

Austin

I don't get it. How could we be at the same gate and the same airport, and not see each other?

Ally

'Cause, maybe we're not at the same airport? Which Portland are you in?

Austin

Portland, Oregon.

Ally

I'm in Portland, Maine.

Austin

There are two Portlands?

Ally

We're 3,000 miles apart.

Ally

I don't see him.

Trish

You don't think he missed his flight?

Dez

Found 'em!

Trish

Where is he?

Dez

Oh, not Austin. Flame-O's, the world's hottest cheese-puffs. You can only get these in airports. (Dez tastes one and his mouth catches on fire.)

Ally

(Her phone rings) Austin? Dez, shush! Go ahead Austin. Yes, Dez finally found Flame-O's. Where are you?

Austin

I just got off the plane. Where are you guys?

Ally

We're by the arrival gate.

Austin

I don't see you.

Ally

You're in Washington D.C, aren't you?

Austin

Yeah why?

Ally

We're in Washington State.

Austin

There are two Washingtons?! Why do they keep doing that?

Ally

I can't believe we're 3,000 miles apart again. This stinks. By the time you get here, we'll only have a half-hour together.

Austin

I don't care how much time we have. I just..wanna see you.

Ally

I just wanna see you too.

Trish

[takes the phone from Ally] You know who else wants to see you? 10,000 fans who bought tickets for tonight's concert. You better be on the next flight. You're supposed to be on stage in 8 hours!

Dez

[bangs frying pans together] Rise and shine sleepyheads! Time for Dez's world famous tour bus breakfast!

Trish

What time is it?

Dez

I just told you time for Dez's world famous tour bus breakfast! *bangs frying pans together again and Austin and Trish take them away, but Dez pulls out another pair and bangs those together*

Austin

Dez! Every time you cook it's a complete mess.

Ally

Yesterday you burnt the toast so bad we had to evacuate the bus, then you forgot to put a lid on the blender and splattered smoothies everywhere!

Trish

[pulls blueberry out of her hair] I'm still pulling blueberries out of my hair.

Dez

[takes blueberry and eats it] Well no messes today now how do you like your omelettes?

Austin

Forget it Dez! I'm just gonna go to the diner and get us some breakfast burritos.

Dez

Nonsense I have fresh eggs. [leaves then comes back in with a chicken which makes all the plates break]

Austin

Well, he did say fresh.

Ally

Hold the ketchup! Are those the real silver shoes from The Wizard of Oz?

Austin

Yeah. What gives? Aren't they supposed to be ruby?

Ally

In the movie, but true fans like me know that they're silver. They were silver in the book and the play. Ooh, I should include that on the next museum tour!

Dez

Ooh, you're wearing Dorothy's slippers and the Wicked Witch's socks.

Austin

The socks are mine.

Dez

Wow, you wear some crazy clothes.

This is a children's menu from Humpys' Burger Barn. The restaurant that used to be here? I find these all over the place.

What?

Dez

But how do you explain the blood stain and the giant "X" marking the treasure?

That blood is ketchup and the "X" is a half-finished tic-tac-toe game.

Austin

Well, that's the last of the decorations. (walks over to Ally)"

Ally

(looks up) Hey, look. We're under the mistletoe again. (laughs nervously)

Austin

(laughs nervously) Wha'ddya know? (romantic music plays as they lean in)

Trish

(Dez and Trish barge through) Look Out!

Dez

Austin Dolls coming through!

Austin

They're here!

Austin

This isn't right! (Austin doll has long hair)

Ally

They all have long, flowing princess hair! ...Long, flowing, gorgeous princess hair...

Trish

The toy company also makes Princess Priscilla dolls. There must have been a mix-up at the factory.

Austin

I can't give these freak show dolls to the kids! It'll ruin their Christmas.

Dez

I have to write Santa a new letter. I am not replacing my teddy bear with one of these mutants.