Austin quotes from Austin & Ally

Austin

(excitedly) I can't wait for the whole world to know that you're my girlfriend.

Ally

(smiles) Oh, yeah. The WMA's will be the first time our fans know we're officially a couple. I can't wait to walk the red carpet together! Should we hold hands? Link arms? Should I be on your left or your right?

Austin

Be on my left, that's my good side Or my right, that's my other good side. (Ally walks over to Austin's right side, and Austin imitates the announcer) Austin and Ally have arrived at the red carpet

Ally

Oh, the dress? Amovionkie, the boyfriend? Austin Moon

Mimi

(smiles) Aww, look at you two!

Jimmy

Austin and Ally, I heard the great news, congratulations.

Austin

Thanks!(puts his arm around Ally)

Jimmy

What the heck are you two doing?

Austin

(smiles) Nothing much, what the heck are you doing?

Jimmy

I mean, why do you have your arm around her?

Austin

(and Ally stand up) Oh, me and Ally are back together. We're officially announcing it at the WMA's!

Ally

We're walking the red carpet together, we decided on left wink, right side.

Austin Monica Moon.

Austin

Did I fall asleep? Oh, no. You guys must be mad...

Austin

We also split a gigantic hot dog and now I have a gigantic stomach ache.

I'm not coming back.

Austin

Okay think about it. Good talk.

Austin

Hola señoritas, ¿cómo están?

Ally

Austin, your Spanish is getting better already! Estoy bien y tu?

Austin

Hola señoritas, ¿cómo están?

Ally

That's the only sentence you know isn't it?

Austin

Yep, pretty much

Trish

Didn't you study all the flashcards I gave you?

Austin

I did, but that's all I can remember.

Ally

[on Trish's book report] You know none of that stuff happens in the book, right?

Trish

Excuse me?

Ally

Yeah, you have the book right here. This takes place right after the Civil War. They didn't even have helicopters back then

Trish

Wait, does Cecelia get stuck on an iceberg? (Ally nods) Does she get attacked by tarantulas? (Ally nods) Fall down an elevator shaft? (Ally nods) Dodge exploding hockey pucks? (Ally nods) Get her leg stuck in a toilet?!

Austin

This sounds like the best book ever!

Hey, before we go, we have a question for you, and it's just a little bit embarrassing.

It's just, it's been bugging us since, uh, we met.

Which one of you is Austin, and which one of you is Ally?

Seriously?

Austin

(holding Ally's hand, laughing) Ally, will you make me the happiest man in life skills class and fake marry me?

Ally

(smiles) I do!:

It's a boynadooo!

Ally

Well why do I have to tell her?

Austin

Because everyone knows you're the mean one.

Ally

(laughs) What?

Austin

See? Now you're yelling for no reason.