Austin quotes from Austin & Ally

Austin

So if I'm gonna get Ally to change her mind. I have to break up with Kira first. She's gonna be mad.

Dez

Her dad won't be too happy, either.

Austin

Yeah, he doesn't even know we're dating. Wait, that's it! If Jimmy finds out, maybe he'll do the breaking up for me.

Dez

Mmmmm.

Austin

Good idea, huh?

Dez

No, I'm just enjoying my fry. Mmmmm.

Austin

You rock at Clarinet Golf! Can I take you out to dinner to celebrate?

Ally

Austin Monica Moon, are you asking me out on our first official date?

Austin

Why yes I am, Ally I-don't-know-your-middle-name Dawson.

Ally

I accept. And I am never telling you my middle name.

Austin

[eats some chilli]

Dez

[to Nelson] Any normal person who eats my chili will feel like their mouth is on fire.

Austin

[begins panting and fanning his mouth]

Dez

So they'll grab the fruit juice.

Austin

[grabs the fruit juice, drinks it]

Dez

But the acid in the fruit will just make it worse.

Austin

[does a spit take]

Austin

Ally, it seems like only yesterday, we were standing here, picking up the pieces of the cello bow that Dez and I broke.

Ally

That was yesterday. And you still owe me $300 dollars for it!

Austin

...Let's not live in the past!

Dez

Well, that no-good hack wouldn't know talent if it hit him over the head!

Austin

He signed me.

Dez

That guy knows what he's doing.

Ally

Are you guys putting salami on cereal?

Austin

Yup. We couldn't decide if we wanted breakfast or lunch, so we're having both! We call it, blunch.

Dez

Mhmmm. Frosted crispy bites and salami. Is there a better combination?

Ally

How can you eat that?

Dez

Oh, she's right! We forgot the mustard!

Trish

So how's the new song coming?

Austin

Great! I'm almost finished.

Dez

Yup! Except for the music, the lyrics, and the song title, it's pretty much done.

Austin

I can't take one of your songs.

Ally

Austin, really. I want you to.

Austin

No, really, I can't. These songs are too girly! Putting on my make-up for a night on the town. Crushing on a boy; I hope he's around.

Ally

Yeah, it sounds better when I sing it.

Austin

Kira, you sounded great.

Kira

Thanks, Austin. That means a lot coming from you.

Austin

[shrugs] Maybe we could work together someday.

Kira

Maybe. I was really hoping I'd get to work with Ally. I'd really like to sing that song Ally wrote at my gig tomorrow night.

Jimmy

Kira's first ever gig.

Kira

I just wish I had that one great song to really put it over the top, Al-ly. A song that's already been written, Al-ly.

Ally

Yeah, I'm not going to sell you my song.

Jimmy

Austin, I want you back to Starr Records.

Austin

Jimmy, wait. I don't want you take me back.

Trish

[laughs nervously] Austin, what are you doing? [gives him a look]

Austin

You keep saying, that you can't sign Ally, 'cause you don't want us in the same record label. So... take her instead of me.

Ally

Austin, you don't have to do that for me.

Trish

Next week you have a gig at the beach club, rehearsals with your dancers and 2 days in the studio.

Austin

Yes!

Trish

I know, you have a lot of exciting stuff next week.

Austin

No... Yes! 'Cause I don't have anything to do this week! I can have my first vacation all year!. This calls for a cocktail weenie.

Dez

Wooh! Vacation! I say we go to the beach every day, play video games and sleep in till noon.

What up!

Ally

You realize you still have school, right?

Austin

Awe... Thanks for ruining my vacation.

Austin

I love being on a vacation.

Dez

Too bad it's been raining or we could've gone to real beach to see real beach babes.

Austin

Don't worry. I made some calls. [Two girls enters Sonic Boom] Hello, ladies. Oooh I love my life.

Dez

I love your life too.

Austin

Can one of you put sunblock on me?

Dez

I'm on it buddy.

Austin

Dez! I wanted the beach babes to do it!

Dez

With their little hands it would've taken forever!

Ally

Austin, is it true? You wrote it about me?

Austin

Yeah... It's true. I should have told you earlier, but I couldn't. You told me to write about someone I care about and... That's you.

Ally

Do you still have feelings for me?

Austin

Psss... No... Yes... I-I don't know... All I know that I love being friends with you, and I don't wanna ruin that. That's why I couldn't say it was about you.

Awww!

Ally

I get it. I'm glad that we're just friends, but... I kinda hoped that it was about me.

Awww!

Austin

[holds Ally's hands and plays the keyboard] So this is a C chord. And this is a D chord. With a little practice you... [Ally plays the keyboard perfect] totally don't need my help!

Ally

Wow! What the heck was that?

Austin

That was you rocking at the keyboard.

Ally

I guess I've always had this music in me and just needed you to bring it out.

Austin

Now just write a song. First, we have to come with some chords.

Ally

Um... Like this? [plays the keyboard]

Austin

That's great! Now we've gotta come up with some words.

Ally

I got it! [plays the keyboard] Dance, dance, dance, dance...

Austin

It can't just be any word. They have to come from your heart. What's the last powerful emotion you've experienced?

Ally

Love.

Austin

[blushes] Really?

Ally

Yeah, I was... Sitting next to you at the keyboard and I thought... Man... I really love the new seat cushion I bought. It's so comfy!

Austin

[Takes cushion] Ok... Let's go with love then. What's great about love?

Ally

Um... It doesn't end over time. It's timeless.

Austin

[sings and plays the keyboard] This love is never gonna fade, we're timeless, we're timeless.

Ally

That's incredible! Where did you learn how to write songs that way?

Austin

A good friend taught me.

Ally

Was it Trish?

Austin

No... Here, c'mon. [grabs her arm and plays the keyboard]

Ally

Thanks for carrying me, Austin.

Austin

I wouldn't have to if you took off your shoes!

Ally

But they're so pretty...