Hey, I nearly drowned out there, man!
What's mein Führer say, then?
No work 'til Monday.
Does that mean no pay?
'Fraid not, bonny lad. Some chippies have got some indoor work, but us lot can forget it.
I was really hoping to put in some overtime this week.
Oz What, to compensate for your pontoon deficits?
Very funny(!)
Well, a little break won't do us any harm, eh?
Yeah, but Brenda wants to retile the bathroom.
Aye well, you shouldn't play cards, should yer?
I wouldn't be playing if it wasn't raining!
You really reckon Monday, Dennis?
It's Friday now, Barry, and the forecast...
[Checking the change in his hand] I'd better phone her I suppose.
Nae bother, man. Just reverse the charges. It's only England.
I was really counting on that extra.
It's bound to happen, man. It happens at home, doesn't it, the weather?
[Getting up] If that's the word then, I know a young Fräulein who won't be too upset. I'd better press me old whistle, haven't I, eh?
It's one of them things, Neville, man, yer kna. We might as well make the most of it.
And do what?
...I dunno. Somethin'. Pictures, eh? Hey, we could hire a car, couldn't we? Drive off overnight, like. [Sits at the table where Oz is still fiddling with the deck of cards]
Hey, how far's Berlin?
What?
Berlin, man. Can we gan to Berlin, Den? I've always wanted to gan to Berlin.
Why, for heaven's sake?
Well, I divvn't kna, man. I mean it's, er... It's historic, isn'it? I mean it's interesting. After all, it is Berlin, isn'it?
It's probably raining there an' all.
No, no, man. But think of it. Berlin, man! Yer kna, spies, the war, Hitler's bunker...
It's closed weekends.
Ahh, do us a favour, man, Bomber.
Hey, you could gan to East Berlin, Oz.
What? Behind the Iron Curtain?
Aye.
Right!
Let's all spend the weekend in East Berlin.
Sound.
Apparently, it's the most miserable, depressing place you've ever seen in yer life.
What? Worse than here?
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