[Denise is helping Frank shaving]
[mischievously] That'll be $8.50, soldier.
Hang on now. Are my sideburns even?
Uh....yeah, yeah. It's your head that's crooked.
“M.I.A.” · Season 3, Episode 10
In this episode: Roxy LeBlanc (2), Pamela Moran (2), Frank Sherwood (2), Dr. Roland Burton (1), Denise Sherwood (1), Joan Burton (1), Michael Holden (1)
I will be so glad when Trevor gets back from sergeant school.
Speaking of school, what's up with our little genius?
I'm in the application process to three private schools. It's a friggin' nightmare. "Tell us about your child". How am I supposed to answer that? Erm, he eats dog biscuits, sleeps in a Batman costume and has a higher IQ than both of his parents combined.
I thought talking about Delta was like double-secret-probation or something.
I've been looking over the promotions list. How does "Lieutenant Colonel Sherwood" sound?
Well, to be honest, sir, it sounds a little fancy for a mutt like me.
Well, get used to it. It's being announced next week.
Thank you, sir.
You've earned it. As it happens, my G-3 is also on that list. He's headed to Fort Carson as a full-bird which leaves me with a problem and I was hoping you could help me solve.
Sir?
I'd like you to be my new G-3. I know how much you like being in the field but you're almost at the end of your third tour and my thinking is––
I accept.
[looks at Frank strangely] You don't even want to think it over?
[without hesitation] No need, sir.
Welcome aboard, Colonel.
Thank you, sir.
[Joan is playing with Sara Elizabeth]
[squeals] Roland! Did you hear that?!
Hear what?
She said Mama!
It doesn't count unless she repeats it.
[to Sara Elizabeth] Mama, mama. Come on, baby girl, say Mama!
[amused] Ok...
[after finding her wallet] Ah! My wallet! Yes! I'm alive!
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