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Army Wives · Season 3, Episode 9

“Coming Home” quotes from Army Wives

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“Coming Home” · Season 3, Episode 9

In this episode: Roxy LeBlanc (2), 2nd Lieutenant Trevor LeBlanc (2), Pamela Moran (1), Claudia Joy Holden (1), Dr. Roland Burton (1), Denise Sherwood (1), Joan Burton (1), Finn (1)

[Roxy is vacuuming while Trevor is studying and the boys are lying around in the living room reading and studying]

Roxy! Knock it off!

What??

Roxy! Do you mind?

We're studying.

Blame the dang dog. He's the one who dragged in all the dirt. [to Trevor] You want me to fix you a snack while you're studying for your finals?

This isn't high school, Rox. It's the promotion board. I gotta earn enough points to make Sergeant.

[picks up a tattered sock chewed off by Lucky] Thought you already had a whole heap of points.

Still gotta ace the board.

What's the board?

A bunch of NCOs lock me in the room and grill me with questions, that's what. [looks at Roxy] I'd better know the answers.

[gets up] I'll quiz you!

No, you won't.

But we need to make Dad's brain Army strong.

We need to make your brain Army strong.

[...]

[Roxy finds a teacher's note in Finn's textbook]

How long have you had this?

I dunno.

What is it about?

I dunno.

[irritated] You don't know?

I think Miss Hayley says I have a listening problem.

Yeah. Well, I think you have a remembering problem. Were you ever gonna give this to me?

I dunno.

[to Finn] Hey, what you meant to say was "I'm sorry Mom. It will never happen again".

[smiles at Roxy] What Dad said!

Get back to work.

PBPFC Brian Day

Ten bucks says I'll put more rounds in center mass than you today!

I didn't know you had ten bucks to loose.

Look who's talkin'. I'm not the one supporting a wife, two kids and dog, like some suckers. [looks at Trevor]

[At the Holdens' residence]

Where are you going?

No idea. Some place special, Frank said. He wants to continue our conversation from last night.

What happened last night?

I told him he was "old-fashioned".

Oops.

Yeah. I meant it as a compliment.

[cringes] Errr, no man likes to be called "old"-anything.

Men are such babies. He'll get over it. Just ask him to open a jar or something.

[...]

[Frank drives up in his new Harley. The ladies stare at him in bewilderment.]

[takes off his helmet] Afternoon, ladies.

[shocked] Frank???

Hey, baby. Wanna go for a ride?

[Pamela, Claudia Joy and Roxy all look at Denise]

You bet! [walks to Frank and gets on his bike]

[Pamela, Claudia Joy and Roxy look on in amazement and are speechless]

Is that really Frank??

[reads from her fortune] "You will gain admiration from your pears."

You mean "peers".

[shows Roland the fortune] It says pears, like the fruit.

[chuckles] I'm sure the apples and oranges would admire you too.

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