Hector quotes from Army Wives

[unamused] You're hilarious.

Hector

What's for dinner?

I don't know. What are you making?

Hector

Come on.

You got two hands. What'cha do before you married me?

Hector

Drive-thru?

[smiles] We're having chicken.

Hector

[smiles] Get over here. [pulls Gloria over for a hug]

[They kiss before Gloria pushes him off]

Oh! Hector! You stink!!

Hector

I've been working!

That is so nasty! Go take a shower and take this crap with you! [points to his rucksack]

Hector

[laughs] All right, all right, tranquilla.

[seriously] Don't tranquilla me. Did you tell your boss we were having problems?

Hector

No. Why?

He sent his wife here to check in on me.

Hector

Mrs. LeBlanc was here? What did she say?

Nothing. I didn't let her in.

Hector

[shocked] You're joking, right? [Gloria says nothing] Lieutenant LeBlanc is my platoon leader!

Well, I don't need his wife sticking her nose in our business!

S6 E6 Viral

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Hector

How much longer Sergeant?

As long as it takes, Cruz. It's only been twenty minutes.

Hector

Yeah, feels like an hour.

Relax.

Hector

I'm trying but this kid is pointing his AK at me like he's about to light me up.

[...]

So what do we know about this negotiator they're sending?

Trevor

She's a Captain in intelligence.

[in disbelief] She? Oh yeah...good luck with that.

S6 E8 Casualties

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Hey Roxy.

Wow. Someone's been busy.

Yeah, Hector and I had a little fun at the mall.

A little?

It's not that much. Couple of tops, some jeans. Yeah, got something to show you. [takes out a stiletto shoe] What do you think of these?

I love them.

Yeah, you don't think they're too much?

Are we talking money or style?

Style.

Style? No.

That's what I thought. I got Hector a little present too.

[Gloria takes out a pink lingerie top]

I don't think that will fit him.

Come on, I've got something else to show you.

There's more?

[Gloria takes Roxy outside. Camera shot reveals Hector and a red Ram Pickup.]

Woah.

Hector

What do you think?

It's...awesome.

We got a great deal on it.

Yeah?

Hector

[excitedly] Ok, baby. It's time for your next lesson.

Hector's teaching me to drive.

[surprised] You don't know how??

Hey, in The Bronx you take the subway. See you later!

Careful!

[Roxy cringes as the Ferrari (with Gloria driving) stutters and veers off to the main road.]

S6 E10 After Action Report

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What do I tell him?

Ahh...I wouldn't lie, but don't tell him the truth.

[confused] What does that mean?

You'll figure it out.

[Gloria and Roxy head over to join their husbands]

Hector

[concerned] Gloria! Where've you been?

Didn't they tell you? I...I had to go on an errand.

Hector

Yeah, what kind of errand?

Uhh....babysitting General Clarke's wife.

[Hector gives her a strange look and laughs]

[laughs nervously] I thought you'd like that. Uh, it was nothing. FRG business.

Hector

[nods, offers her the wine bottle] Want some wine?