Hector and Gloria in “Viral”

Honey, I'm home!

[unamused] You're hilarious.

What's for dinner?

I don't know. What are you making?

Come on.

You got two hands. What'cha do before you married me?

Drive-thru?

[smiles] We're having chicken.

[smiles] Get over here. [pulls Gloria over for a hug]

Oh! Hector! You stink!!

I've been working!

That is so nasty! Go take a shower and take this crap with you! [points to his rucksack]

[laughs] All right, all right, tranquilla.

[seriously] Don't tranquilla me. Did you tell your boss we were having problems?

No. Why?

He sent his wife here to check in on me.

Mrs. LeBlanc was here? What did she say?

Nothing. I didn't let her in.

[shocked] You're joking, right? [Gloria says nothing] Lieutenant LeBlanc is my platoon leader!

Well, I don't need his wife sticking her nose in our business!