Army Wives · Season 6, Episode 6
“Viral” · Season 6, Episode 6
In this episode: Roxy LeBlanc (3), 2nd Lieutenant Trevor LeBlanc (2), Gloria (2), Dr. Roland Burton (1), Hector (1)
[Trevor walks in to find Roxy staring at the wall]
Lemon.
What?
I'm thinking pale lemon would look nice in here. What do you think?
[shrugs] Yeah, I like lemon.
Or maybe, avocado.
I like avocados.
[rolls eyes] You're a big help.
[looks up at Roxy] What? You asked my opinion.
I just want the house to look nice.
It is nice.
You know what I mean. "Befitting an officer".
Ooooh. Right.
So? How did it go with Cruz's wife?
It didn't.
What?
She wouldn't let me in the door.
[shocked] You're kidding.
That woman is a bitch on wheels. You should tell your soldier he'd be better off without her.
Honey, I'm home!
[unamused] You're hilarious.
What's for dinner?
I don't know. What are you making?
Come on.
You got two hands. What'cha do before you married me?
Drive-thru?
[smiles] We're having chicken.
[smiles] Get over here. [pulls Gloria over for a hug]
[They kiss before Gloria pushes him off]
Oh! Hector! You stink!!
I've been working!
That is so nasty! Go take a shower and take this crap with you! [points to his rucksack]
[laughs] All right, all right, tranquilla.
[seriously] Don't tranquilla me. Did you tell your boss we were having problems?
No. Why?
He sent his wife here to check in on me.
Mrs. LeBlanc was here? What did she say?
Nothing. I didn't let her in.
[shocked] You're joking, right? [Gloria says nothing] Lieutenant LeBlanc is my platoon leader!
Well, I don't need his wife sticking her nose in our business!
[Gloria walks into The Hump Bar and sees Roxy behind the counter]
You? What are you doing here?
I own the place. [smiles] What are you doing here?
Had to get out of the apartment.
Beer? First one's on the house. It's my door-in-the-face special.
Thanks.
So, you've been married less than a month.
Yeah
How'd you meet?
Online.
[looks at Gloria] You're kidding.
I was tired of living at home with my brothers and sisters. I saw this home movie An Officer and a Gentleman, you know?
[grins] Yeah, I know. Very romantic.
Right? So I started looking on these military dating sites. There he was in uniform, looking hot.
I get that.
Chatted online, went dancing when he came into the city. He opened the taxi door for me. [smiles wistfully] I'll never forget that. On our second date he proposed. [looks at Roxy] Stupid, right?
Well, I met Trevor when I was bartending. Four days later, he proposed.
Yeah?
Uh-hmm. It's worked out so far.
My son has tremendous courage. You don't see all the medicine he has to take to keep his viral load down. And you don't see him getting sick and nauseated. He didn't feel sorry for himself. He just lives with it. We could all learn from courage like that. Look, everyone lives with an element of risk in their lives but we don't have to live with ignorance and fear. And we don't have to punish an eleven-year-old boy because we're too narrow-minded to know better.
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