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Archer · Season 1, Episode 1

Archer and Woodhouse in “Mole Hunt”

Archer

I have to go. But if I find one single dog hair when I get back, I'll rub...sand...in your dead little eyes.

Woodhouse

Very good, sir.

Archer

[pause] I also need you to buy sand.

Woodhouse

Yes, sir.

Archer

I don't know if they grade it, but... coarse.

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