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S5 E1

Archer · Season 5, Episode 1

Krieger, Cyril and others in “White Elephant”

Defiling a corpse.

Defiling a different corpse.

Kidnapping the Pope...

[laughs] Faking my own kidnapping! Arson...

Bum fights! You know like when you pay bums to...

Destroy an oil pipeline in...

I wanna say Burt Reynolds!

Turkmenistan?

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