Ray, Cheryl and others in “White Elephant”

Ray

I said Ms. Archer had an affair with the head of the KGB for like 30 years.

Cheryl

Yeah, until he got blown up. Which was actually my fault.

Cyril

Because she was busy having choke-sex with a murderous cyborg who then became the new head of the KGB.

Krieger

Until I built a sexier one out of illegal Soviet parts. And a corpse.