I've always wanted to fight on top of a moving train.
BBilko
Well, if I know my boys, you might get your chance, big guy.
Thanks, Freddy Foreshadowing.
“The Limited” · Season 3, Episode 6
In this episode: Malory Archer (7), Lana Kane (2), Cheryl Tunt (1)
My great-grandfather was nuts for skating. That and the Klan.
Have the porter bring me a cobb salad.
Before or after we capture the dangerous terrorist?
Before.
I'm looking for a terrorist and an ocelot!
Please tell me that's a smoke grenade.
Okay... it's not though.
[Describing an Ocelot's paw-prints] They look just like a housecat's, but bigger and awesomer.
[to Babou the ocelot while handcuffed in a police car] They called you exotic. Which is just people talk for awesome. Which you are, which is why I am so happy I saved your life, buddy. [Babou growls and squeaks to him] Don't worry, probably just thousands of dollars in fines, maybe a little bit of jail time, hopefully just probation. [Babou leans forward and urinates on the car seat next to Archer. Archer speaks in a strained voice] Totally worth it. [Babou growls] No, Babou, that was all sarcasm. [more growls] YES, ALL OF IT, YOU FOX-EARED ASSHOLE!
[Climbing to the top of the moving train] This is going to be awe-- SHIIIIITT! [The wind causes Archer to lose his gun] AHHHH! The dust! It's like being shot in the eyes by a... glitter gun! [Puts on night vision goggles] There, that ought to do it. Okay, let's try this aga-- [Gets blinded by the lights of a passing train] AAARGHSHIIIITTTT! My retinas are seared like tuna steaks!!! ALL I WANT IS TO FIGHT ON TOP OF A TRAIN! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?! [Switches off the night-vision on his goggles] The good news is, now I'm furious.
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