Skeeter, D.P. and others in “Frat Aliens”

[at Carl] Dude, you wanna move your thing? You almost killed us!

Yeah, are you, like, begging me instead to, like, mess up your pizza face in front of your girlfriend over there [points at Frylock], 'cause I'll do it, man!

[holding D.P. back] Dude, dude, it's not worth it!

No, man, look at my ship!!! [points to his wrecked spaceship] My dad is gonna be pissed!

[to Carl] Do you know who his dad is?! He is totally rich...he will totally hook you up.....dude....we're drunk!

These friends of yours, Fryman?

Hey, where's the club? I need to piss.

They came from space, you know...typically, that means you're somehow connected.

Frylock

Carl, I've never seen them before in my life.

So, you don't mind if I talk to her? [points to Frylock]

Her??! Ha-ha, yeah, knock yourself out. She's a regular ho-bag.

[to Frylock] 'Sup, little lady?

Dude, she's got a bit of a 'stache.

It's all right, she's good to go [gives Skeeter a fistbump]. So...my dad's totally rich, we own this dealership, and, uh, what sorority are you in?

Frylock

'Scuse me?! I think you have me confused with a woman.

Ohhh, she burned you, dude!

Oh, so you couldn't get in to a sorority?

Frylock

I'm a man, all right?!

This is beat. Total sausage party. Uhh...I think. C'mon D.P., let's get out of here.

Well, what else is open besides, your mouth, when you're like kissing on some gay dude and like holding his, like, muscles cause his arms are just like, wrapped around you and you feel like so safe, cause you're like, not that you're gay or nothing, but god you just want to bury yourself in his chest and just live there forever.

Frylock

...I'm outta here.

D to the P, let's go, I got the munchies.

Hang on, hang on...[starts talking to Shake] what's your name, babe?

Master Shake

I'm Shake.

Ah, you wanna take me to your dorm room for a drink or somethin'?

Master Shake

No, but I believe this little lady needs to have a life experience.

Come here...

What you doin'?! Don't kiss me!

What? It's cool, I got a rubber. What?!

You stay outside. You scarin' me.