(calling Carl) Hey buddy, how's it going? You know, I just happened to check the pH levels of your pool and they are incredibly high! Not good. Fix it or I'm getting a lawyer. Okay, bye!
Did you ask him?
What'd he say?
Yeah, it's cool. We're all good.
Hell yeah!
[They bring a pool float and sunglasses next door. Carl's house is surrounded by metal poles]
He-he-heeeey, buddy!.
You were home the whole time?
Well, he don't ever leave the house, he's one of them, um, shutoffs. Sh-shutout. Wait, what the hell is it called?
It's a shut up.
Yeah, it's a shut up.
I never thought you'd screen with me, Carl.
(insincerely) Oh, I was just lightin' the grill, waiting for you guys to come over! Have a little barbeque, little beer...you know I love you guys.
Carl, you alright? You're acting strange.
No, I'm nooot! Come on!
Yes, you are!
Hey, race over here! Last one in is a rotten egg!
Shake's a rotten egg!
[Lasers emit from the poles when Meatwad gets close. They back away, shocked]
Whoa.
Oh, that feels hot.
Aw, come on, why'd you stop?! Keep coming, ya so close.
Hell yeah, well come on!
No, Meatwad, don't.
[he runs the float by the lasers, causing it to pop and burn]
Wait for it.
[lasers come out the roof of Carl's house and shoot the float]
Good, it works. Now, you try doing that with your body now.
...okay!
No, Meatwad, stop!
(waving sunglasses around) Carl, top shelf. Not the high-end model, but it works for you and, y'know, your income bracket, but don't worry, I'm not going to tell anybody how cheap you are.
[Shake accidently waves the sunglasses into the lasers, cutting them]
Yeah, come closer there, Shakeman. You won't tell anybody anything. Ever again.
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