Carl and Master Shake in “Mail Order Bride”

Oh, man. I cannot wait. I got the oils, the candles, the works! When does that babe get here?

Master Shake

Carl, don't refer to her as a "babe", please. She is a Chechnyan prostitute, and you will address her as such.

Look, just don't cash that check immediately. I wanna make sure that both of us marryin' her is gonna be, you know, legal.

Master Shake

Of course it is! What are you kidding me? Santa Claus ain't legal and he's around.

Well, I guess that makes sense, you know.