Shake and Carl in “Laser Lenses”

Shake

I'm gonna catch some Z's and for your sake I hope it doesn't rain... and Carl, when I get up the sheets had better be different. Because your Lawrence Taylor linen set...is not a sexual turn-on...when I'm jerkin' off in your bed.

HE WAS A CHAMPION! (struggling in his chains)

Shake

YEAH!

You don't touch those sheets, you're gonna be pullin' back a stump!

Shake

ALL OVER YOUR PRECIOUS WATERBED!

I'm gonna get you, Cup, if it's the last thing I do!

Shake

Yes, I'm sure you will. And by 'sure' I mean, I highly doubt. (chuckles as he leaves)