[Reading a bill from their mailbox] All right, let me see what we got here, hmm, bill … $2,600 … $2,600! What the … ! [Meatwad slams the front door and locks it] Hey! Hey, open the dam door!
[Meatwad is using the hair dryer] What?
Open the damn door man!
What?
Open the door!
Oh, wait... what?
Will you open the door!
Oh, okay. [Turns off hair dryer and opens door] Sorry I was featherin'
Featherin'? Featherin' what?
My hair, boy!
You don't have hair! [Meatwad begins to cry] Okay, okay, Meatwad I'm sorry, you have hair, you have beautiful, sticky, wet hair.
[Stops crying] Why thank you. Don't mess with it.
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