What are standards and practices?
Well, that's an interesting question Meatwad. Here, let's take a look at this video.
Standards and practices are a vital link in keeping good and funny ideas away from you, the television viewer. Watch how this nun reacts when we blow her brains out.
George points a shotgun at a smiling nun's head and pulls the trigger. Her head explodes and blood starts pouring out.
No! Permission not granted!
Oh no, somebody's going to get an e-mail. What's a better, more acceptable solution.
The same scene is then re-enacted, yet this time a rainbow pours out instead of a blood.
That's right a happy & colorful rainbow. Although not nearly as funny, it's guaranteed not to offend the black people.
No! Unacceptable!
Ooo, did I say black? I meant to say minorities?
Acceptable!
Looks like someone's about to get an "A". By following the rules, you're guaranteed to make a mediocre product that no one can relate to.
So you see Meatwad, THAT's why I can't say the J word.
I don't understand any of this sh*t! [Red Check mark appears]
That's ok Meatwad, no one else will either.
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