Narrator and Ralph the Giant in “Branimaniacs/The Warners and The Beanstalk/Frontier Slappy”

[in a Sterling Holloway-esque voice] Once upon a time, in a land far, far away. [camera pans right to a village] No, much farther than that. [camera pans right to another village] No, further still. [camera pans right, then comes to a screeching halt to pan left back to another village] Uhh, here we are. Anyway. In this land far, far, far, far away, there was a village of poor, but happy people. [a man drives his ox-pulled wagon down path] The villagers were poor, because they were terrorized by a giant, who lived in the clouds.

Duh, vroom, vroom! Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh! Vroom! He he he he he heh! [puts wagon in pocket, takes moose out of forest] All the dinky treasures of the world are mine! [laughs, takes tree, uses it to dust house, and takes house from ground. People run away, screaming]