[First lines; cartoon opens up outside Slappy's tree. Fade to inside. Skippy walks down stairs]
Mornin', Skippy.
Hi, Aunt Slappy. What's for breakfast?
A brand new cereal from Smellogs, Branimaniacs. [shows him the cereal]
Wow, we're on the box!
That's right, kiddo.
Do we get paid for that?
You don't...but just look at what's inside! [pouring the cereal into the bowl, in slow motion] Branimaniacs is chock-filled with tasty bran, crunchy fiber, natural roughage and...tiny sugar cubes shaped like my head. [sets it onto the table, with a carton of milk, a plate of bacon, eggs, and half of a lemon] It's an important part of this balanced breakfast. So dig in, Skippy. [pours milk on both of their Branimaniacs]
You bet! [eats the cereal]
And remember to start your day with Branimaniacs for that get up and go feeling.
[Both eat the cereal, gulp, and, suddenly, their stomachs rumble. Then they shake, and shake again as their eyes merge]
I gotta get up and go.
I'll race ya.
[They both run in opposite directions. Cut to Warners dancing next to giant cereal box]
[singing] Eat Branimaniacs. Nutritionally, it lacks, but this cereal attacks all of your digestive tracts. It's Branimani-
[speaking, looking sick] My stomach's in pain-y
[singing] Branimaniacs!
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