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Animaniacs · Season 1, Episode 5

Dr. Scratchansniff, Yakko and others in “Taming of the Screwy”

Now, we will work on our diction. How do we avoid bad elocution?

Stay inside during a thunder storm.

[Wakko does a rim shot]

No, no, elocution, diction, pronunciation! We will work on our vowel sounds! Let's pronounce zis! A-e-i-o-u.

[trying to pronounce the as one word] "Aeiou"...

No, no. I want ze letters, the letters!

[dressed as mail men, throwing actual letters out of mail bags] Scratchansniff, Scratchansniff, Scratchansniff.

Hey! Doctor Otto Scratchansniff! You may have won 10 million dollars!

Are you married? [kisses Dr. Scratchansniff 6 times. The lip imprints stay]

No, no, NO!

With a temper like that, it's no wonder.

Stop! Haltenzie! For-ge-No! In your seats! [the lip imprints disappear] If you want to go to the party, you must stop with the gags!

[The Warner Siblings all wear physical restraints. Wakko has a lock, and Yakko and Dot have blindfolds over their mouths]

[in unison with Dot, taking the blindfolds off] Oh, alright.

Heh. Let's plunge ahead.

Okay!

[The Warner Siblings all jump off a high diving board into a small tub of water]

Cannonball!

[The Warner Siblings splash him and the screen]

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