Dr. Scratchansniff, Yakko and Wakko and others in “Taming of the Screwy”

Now, in a receiving line, if I introduced her to you, what would be ze proper greeting?

Hello, Nurse!

No, no, a proper greeting like zis. [bows and shake hands] "How do you do?" Now, you try.

[bows and shake hands] How do you do...that thing with your mouth? [lands in Hello Nurse's arms, then kisses her] Take me away, but be gentle. I'm fragile. [fractures into many tiny pieces]

[as Dot puts Yakko back together] No, no, it is impolite to be that personal. [to Wakko] Wakko?

Wakko

I disagree.

No, I want you to greet ze lady.

Wakko

[literally zooms around to Hello Nurse at lightning speed, with a lightning bolt trailing behind him, kissing her] Hello, Nurse!

No, no, no, "How do you do?".

Wakko

Oh, fine, thanks. [shakes Dr. Scratchensniff's hand]

Rgh! [to Dot] Dot, would you care to give it a try? But, I'd like you to make a little curtzy.

Dot

Thanks, but I did before I left home.

No, a curtzy, make a little curtzy!

[laughing] Make a little curtzy, a curtzy! [do a curtzy] A little curtzy! [do a curtzy, they laugh more]

Stop it! Stop zat! I am not here to amuse you!

Then, please, stop being so funny!

[facepalms] Now, Dot, please give it a try.

Dot

How do you do? [does a curtzy, then midway, collapses onto the floor] Tee-hee, curtsy laugh.

Ooh! [double facepalms on the couch] Nngnhuh! Let's move on.

And lift!

Dot

[pushing a fridge with a lift] Comin' through!

Uh, where do you want the couch, Mac?

Euugh!