No more disruptions. [turns to the windows and pulls the first one, then the second one, then the third one has Yakko, Wakko and Dot on it]
Hello!
Aargh! [runs to the green chair and hides] YOU!
No, this is a "ewe". [takes a female sheep called an ewe] We're just plain old us.
[about to cry] Why won't you leave me alone?
[Yakko, Wakko and Dot zip in wearing green shirts]
Boy, have we got a deal for you! For a limited time only, when you buy our cookies, we'll throw in the amazing Acme pocket-fisherman! [a comically small fisherman waves at the audience. He then hands a fishing pole, a tackle box, and a cabin shower] The pocket-fisherman comes complete with fishing pole, tackle box and potty. He may be small, but he eats.
But wait, there's more. You'll also get the amazing Acme hair magnet. [Wakko carries a magnet that reads ACME, and Einstein's hair raises up. Dot has a comb and Yakko has a brush; they both have spraying cans] A unique solution to fine limp hair!
[has a camera and hides as he takes a photo] Smile! [the camera flashes and he holds the photo] You didn't smile.
[It's a picture of Albert Einstein sticks his tongue out. Now the real Albert Einstein sticks his tongue out]
To get the cookies, pocket-fisherman and hair magnet, here's how to order. [pulls the screen]
[sit on a chair and breaks the 4th wall] Hi, I'm Dot, an operator here at Acme. Order now, and we'll also throw in "Unexplained Mysteries of Fudge". Call now.
[Einstein cries and pounds the table]
[wears a red shirt and some black pants, then holds a calculator; in his Scottish accent] I don't think he can take much more, captain. He's about to blow.
I guess you really don't want any cookies, huh?
How can I eat cookies when the theory of relativity has escaped me?! It's all wrong! All wrong! [erases the chalkboard and wents to his desk, while Yakko, Wakko and Dot look at Einstein as he sits on his chair] I am a failure. Einstein is a dummy. Stupid Einstein dummy-boy.
[look impressed, and huddle in a whisper] Hey, Einstein! [singing] Whenever we're feeling blue, here's what we always do. When your face is long, sing the Acme song, you'll feel so fresh and new!
[runs to the chalkboard and draws some letters; singing] There's the A that's first, there's a C that's next, there's an M you're almost done. There's the E, it's last, now spell it out: A-C-M-E, that's fun.
[spoken] Now, backwards! [singing] There's the E that's last, there's the M, it's next, There's C, you're almost done. There's the A, it's first, what's first is last. E-M-C-A, we're done.
[walks up to the chalkboard; spoken] Pretty good, Wakko, but your A always looks like a 2.
[Einstein looked impressed, his eyes are filled with orbit symbols, and he pushes Yakko, Wakko and Dot and they fall down. Einstein looks at the board, while the Warners look at him. He then writes an equal sign between the E and the M]
That's it! That's it! The theory of relativity, E equals MC squared! Energy equals mass times the speed of light squared! You kids is geniuses! E equals MC squared! [the scene changes to his house] E equals MC squared! [the scene changes to the City of Bern, Switzerland] E equals MC squared!
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