[Back inside, Albert Einstein has a light bulb]
And now, to measure the speed of light. [turns on the lightbulb] Boy, that's quick. [gets off his chair and walks to the chalkboard and he turns it around, while the Warners are standing] OH!
Hello! [they jump out of the chalkboard and kiss Einstein]
[grossed out] Phht!
Well how about it, kid? Want some cookies?
No, no, no, no cookies!
How about a chia pet? [shows one from hand]
No! I- oh, look at that! [the chia pet grows] Oh it's got little fuzzy grass. Well- [realizing what he is doing] no I can't, I can't! Don't you understand?! I can't be disturbed! I'm trying to figure out an equation that explains the universe!
Shouldn't you stick to skin disorders?
I am not a dermatologist!
Alright, alright, we get the picture! If you don't want any cookies, then just leave.
I'm not going to leave, this is my house.
Alright then, you leave.
Fine. [looks at him walking out of his own house, while Wakko jumps on an X-ray and Dot watches him as he opens and slams the door. As Einstein walks outside of his house, he stops, realizing that he's been duped] Grrrrrr! [goes back inside, then kicks Yakko, Wakko and Dot out the house and shuts the door]
Now what?
Now, it's time for the hard sell.
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